Mets sign LHP Chris Capuano and RHP Taylor Buchholz

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seawolf17 wrote: I think the Mets should sign a sponsorship deal with Segway where relievers Segway in from the bullpen, then Terry Segways back to the dugout after the new guy gets there. And they'd have to put an oversized hat on it.

Love it

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Ceetar wrote: metirish wrote: seawolf17 wrote: I think the Mets should sign a sponsorship deal with Segway where relievers Segway in from the bullpen, then Terry Segways back to the dugout after the new guy gets there. And they'd have to put an oversized hat on it. I like it....and really , nothing bad can happen, it's not like they'll fall of a cliff riding the things.... They can have Ollie then Segway the thing back to the bullpen.

Oh, that'll be fun. As a matter of fact, I think "Ollie Tries To Ride X Mode of Transportation With Minimal Training" would be a fantastically entertaining successor to "Profesor Reyes" and the Curly Shuffle.

He doesn't have to be on the 40-man roster if he's merely employed for mid-inning antics, does he?

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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: Oh, that'll be fun. As a matter of fact, I think "Ollie Tries To Ride X Mode of Transportation With Minimal Training" would be a fantastically entertaining successor to "Profesor Reyes" and the Curly Shuffle. He doesn't have to be on the 40-man roster if he's merely employed for mid-inning antics, does he?

Holy hell, that'd be hilarious. "Hey, Ollie! Here's a pogo stick!"

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The kicker: no matter what he's riding, he has to somehow "jump" the baseline on the way off the field.