Caption This - NY Mets Special

[metirish]

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Mayor, team of individuals in similar shirts assist in building neighborhood playground

[metirish]

Guy in black Mets cap

" Mothafucker just told me I'm the new eight inning guy"

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

(Not pictured: Carlos Beltran across the street, spinning a blind nun and screaming Spanish insults at her while Oliver Perez and Luis Castillo play lookout/burn some flags)

[smg58]

"I really don't think your bench is deep enough."

[Willets Point]

smg58 wrote: "I really don't think your bench is deep enough."

Winner!

[HahnSolo]

"I like this bolt right there, Mr. Mayor. We're gonna use this bolt on every plank from now on until his tread wears out. The rest I'm gonna ignore until they start to badly rust."

[Guest Edgy DC]

I like how 34 different Mets personnel are working on the same table.

Would it kill Jay Horwitz to send an underling?

[metirish]

What's Jeff thinking right here?

[Guest themetfairy]

Is that weed?

[Methead]

metirish wrote: What's Jeff thinking right here?

I don't know, but it sure looks like's never had to do any gardening in his life.

[ashie62]

Mr. Met is going to put his hand on my ass.

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

metirish wrote: Guy in black Mets cap " Mothafucker just told me I'm the new eight inning guy"

Bad ass!!!!!

[Valadius]

metirish wrote:

MY HAND!!!! YOU PUT A BOLT THROUGH MY HAND!!!!

[Valadius]

metirish wrote: What's Jeff thinking right here?

Ewwwwww, dirt? Don't I pay people to do this for me?

[Zvon]

Bloomberg: " Okay, lets save this last one so when the seasons over we have a plank for Jerry to walk." Jerry: "HA-ha!"

[Zvon]

Jeff thinks proudly: " Now Mr. Met knows how to wear his socks!" Jerry thinks stupidly:"That Thole kid is not much of a weed producer." Bloomberg thinks deviously: " I wonder if Jerry's ever been hit by a dirtball before. "

[metirish]

Bravo Z

That's Thole?, I was wondering who it was and would have guessed an execs son, maybe the guy standing next to him, who is he anyway...the exec?

[Zvon]

metirish wrote: Bravo Z That's Thole?, I was wondering who it was and would have guessed an execs son, maybe the guy standing next to him, who is he anyway...the exec?

It might not be Thole but I thought it looked like him.
Let's make believe it is him for now.

Dunno who that other guy is but he sure can produce da weed.

[Zvon]

The first one I wrote up was this (but i didn't think it worked):

Bloomberg: " Now be careful guys. I looks heavy. Don't drop it. You need an extra hand?" R.A.Dicky: " No need to worry Mr. Mayor. I don't even have to use my hands. I got wood."