Son, Life is Simple IGT 7/5/10

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Who are you and what have you done with ou-- you know, I don't want to know. Welcome to the family, Cora-Body-Snatcher!

[bmfc1]

Since I ripped Cora last Thursday, he has 2 triples and a double. Obviously, he read it and it motivated him. You're welcome.

[Frayed Knot]

Isn't this where someone asks Nieve what he feeds his gopher?

[Zvon]

Jeez!

I guess we gotta look at the up side.
Only 1 of those 4 shots left the park.

[Guest Number 6]

Isn't this where someone asks Nieve what he feeds his gopher?[/quote:2p2elb06]

Balls?

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Since I ripped Cora last Thursday, he has 2 triples and a double. Obviously, he read it and it motivated him. You're welcome.[/quote:eik7m0xw]

Quick. Talk some shit about Nieve.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Isn't this where someone asks Nieve what he feeds his gopher?[/quote:3gzs6nd5]

Whatever it is, it's fat and served right in the middle of the plate.

[Zvon]

I guess that guy I keep seein on that commercial they show on MLB.TV is a vampire,huh?

Don't invite him in bitch.

[Zvon]

Down 2 runs, at home, we bunt him over.
Oy.

[bmfc1]

Excellent point Zvon.

[Zvon]

Excellent point Zvon.[/quote:3om9bk56]

You're just sayin that.

How much you wanna bet the bitch invites him in?

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Bitches be crazy.

Especially about sparkly, mopey vampires.

[Guest The Second Spitter]

Miller looks like a big poof!!

[bmfc1]

Miller looks like the bad guy in a western.

[Zvon]

Bitches be crazy.

Especially about sparkly, mopey vampires.[/quote:kjdoqs3a]

yea, I almost fell for him.
Then I bitch slapped myself upside the head.

[Zvon]

Citiboom time Bayman

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Bitches be crazy.

Especially about sparkly, mopey vampires.[/quote:1ogq4rkz]

yea, I almost fell for him.
Then I bitch slapped myself upside the head.[/quote:1ogq4rkz]


Yeah, you don't want to let him in.

[Zvon]

..or not.
Damn! He ripped that.
Did I ever say how much I hat Rolin?
I don't think I have.
I HAT ROLIN.

[Guest The Second Spitter]

I hate that droopy faced CU Next Tuesday too

on edit - in case anybody hasn't noticed, I'm in a foul mood this morning.

[Zvon]

Does the fact that Nieve is pitching mean that our management already marked this game off as a loss?

[Guest Edgy DC]

Let the guy pitch and he gets his shit straight. Son, life is simple.

Funny how Howie suddenly thinks Arthur Rhodes is an unhittable badass now that he's made his first All Star team after almost two decades.

[Guest The Second Spitter]

Can somebody tell me in which inning JM was ejected?

[Zvon]

Can somebody tell me in which inning JM was ejected?[/quote:15u5g3g0]
top of the 5th, during...or kinda right b4 they exploded for 6.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Thole instead of Blanco or Reyes. Can somebody explain that one?

[Zvon]

Thole instead of Blanco or Reyes. Can somebody explain that one?[/quote:2ygxvrxp]

*shakes head


oy

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Dunno. Sort of ReverseJerry stupidity-- extreme nonconsideration of the splits, rather than hidebound, black-and-white misinterpretation of 'em.

[Zvon]

Dunno. Sort of ReverseJerry stupidity-- extreme nonconsideration of the splits, rather than blunt, Manichean misinterpretation of splits info.[/quote:3r9wq1kd]
Methinks Jerrys goin supah gansta and smokin blunts

[bmfc1]

Jauss was going to bat a righty but wanted to suck-up to the boss by managing even dumber than he could.

[nymr83]

YOU DONT RUN ON FRANCOEUR'S ARM!!!!

[Zvon]

oh boy. (
How is this guy not the starting AS 1st baseman?
I really wasn't aware of his numbers til today.
Man, Charlie M has some brass ones.

WOW, Votto can run, but he cannot hide!
FRENCHY with the AWSUM throw!