Ask Razor Shines

[bmfc1]

http://www.3rdbasecoachoflife.com/

I don't get this website. Is it supposed to be funny? And why Razor?

At least Razor is making a few bucks.

[metirish]

I hope Razor isn't the person directing traffic to his site.

[seawolf17]

It's funny if you ask him stupid baseball-related questions, like "Should I try to score on this short fly ball to left?" or "Should I tag up before the ball is caught?" or "Should I skip third base?"

[G-Fafif]

="metirish":cfhy4k1h]I hope Razor isn't the person directing traffic to his site.[/quote:cfhy4k1h] Bullet of Cool!

Rockin' Doc Aug 19 2009 10:32 PM

I asked a few random baseball questions and the answers were rather non descript. RD - Will the Mets make the playoffs this season? RS - It's a fastball count, swing for the fences. RD - Is Johan Santana really that good? RS - It's a fastball count, swing for the fences. RD - Is Daniel Murphy capable of being an everyday player? RS - It's either this (flashes a series of signs) or this (flashes a different series of signs). Then I got a little inquisitive and he got upset. RD - Razor, are you really this big of a dumbass? RS - Someone needs their mouth washed out with some Aquafina.

Nymr83 Aug 19 2009 11:49 PM

finally got it working! Q: Is the site broken? A: "my scouts are saying no" Q: Why do you look so fat? A: "sorry, have to update my twitter page, ask me again later" Q: Are you the worst 3B coach in Mets history? A: "ooo thats way too personal, ask me another question" Q: do you enjoy Jeter's cock as much as Wally Matthews and Bob Klapisch do? A: "thats it, hit the showers" Q: what about SJR? A: "sorry i'm updating my facebook status, ask me again later" Q: Have you ever held a runner? A: "this is about you, not me" then i said "fuck you" and the umpire kicked me out for cursing too much!! Q: why do the mets suck? A: "that answer waits for you at mlb.com"

metirish Aug 20 2009 06:30 AM

@ Doc and Nymr.... I laughed so hard reading this this morning , great work.

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

I asked a few random baseball questions and the answers were rather non descript.

RD - Will the Mets make the playoffs this season?
RS - It's a fastball count, swing for the fences.

RD - Is Johan Santana really that good?
RS - It's a fastball count, swing for the fences.

RD - Is Daniel Murphy capable of being an everyday player?
RS - It's either this (flashes a series of signs) or this (flashes a different series of signs).

Then I got a little inquisitive and he got upset.

RD - Razor, are you really this big of a dumbass?
RS - Someone needs their mouth washed out with some Aquafina.

[nymr83]

finally got it working!

Q: Is the site broken?
A: "my scouts are saying no"

Q: Why do you look so fat?
A: "sorry, have to update my twitter page, ask me again later"

Q: Are you the worst 3B coach in Mets history?
A: "ooo thats way too personal, ask me another question"

Q: do you enjoy Jeter's cock as much as Wally Matthews and Bob Klapisch do?
A: "thats it, hit the showers"

Q: what about SJR?
A: "sorry i'm updating my facebook status, ask me again later"

Q: Have you ever held a runner?
A: "this is about you, not me"

then i said "fuck you" and the umpire kicked me out for cursing too much!!

Q: why do the mets suck?
A: "that answer waits for you at mlb.com"

[metirish]

@ Doc and Nymr....

I laughed so hard reading this this morning , great work.