Greet Andy Meen

[Guest Edgy DC]

I mean "Meet Andy Green"

• Plays: All over the field, primarily second and third.


• First career homer: a two-run pinch jobbie against the Yankees, which would've elevated him to American Hero status, but the Yankees still won.


• College teammate: Brandon Webb, for whom he was pinch-hitting when he got that homer against the Yanks.


• Foreign experience: Hokkaido Nippon Ham Fighters.


• Looks a little like: Opie Taylor. At least a grown-up Opie Taylor. An Opie Taylor that's grown up but didn't grow up to become Richie Cunningham. He looks a little like what you might expect a guy named Andy Green to look like.


• Slash stats at Buffalo: 269 / .333 / .412 // .745.
  
• Shares a name with: the guy who owns the coveted land speed record.


• Born: July 7, 1977, as the Mets were losing their eighth game in a row, a streak that would end at nine.


• Wife: Jessica.


• Daughters: Lainey (2), Anna and Emily (6 mos.).


• Middle name: Mulligan.


• GPA at Kentucky: 3.89 (Finance).

[Fman99]

I am a fan of anyone who fights ham professionally. This doesn't bode well for porkers like Sandoval and Molina.

Fuck you, ham. Andy's in the house.

[Frayed Knot]

]Middle name: Mulligan.

[golfjoke]You think maybe his parents want a second crack at that one?[/golfjoke]

[Frayed Knot]

Uni alert - #29

[Guest Edgy DC]

Murphy is such a 29 that I don't know what.

If he was wearing 29, he'd be hitting about .330 right now. .329, in fact.