All-Star game IGT

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

Gwreck wrote: Joe Buck: "Charlie Manuel is going to manage any way he can to win the game." Gwreck:" I guess that's why Charlie put Werth in the game in centerfield instead of sticking with the vastly superior Victorino.

Good call!

[Fman99]

Heath Bell on the hill, his child home, watching anxiously and eating pennies out of the roll like they were Necco wafers.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

After this fat fuck Heath Bell blows the game, watch him find a way to blame it on the Mets.

[Frayed Knot]

metsguyinmichigan wrote: Punk Werth's sleeves are way too long. Remember when Derek Bell tried that and the league got on his case?

The league got on Bell's case because he was wearing about a size 78-husky shirt and was in danger of being hit by pitches on the outside corner.

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

Let's get some mashers up there. Has Fielder been in the game yet? We need some runs!

[Gwreck]

Our bench: Howard, Freddy Sanchez, Hunter Pence.

Way to manage Charlie! Why save a good pinch-hitter for the end of the game? Instead, we have Yadier Molina and Ryan Zimmerman coming up.

[Fman99]

Someone just spat up a wheatback. Fuck.

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

Nice, McCann. Braves. Phegh.

[Fman99]

metsguyinmichigan wrote: Let's get some mashers up there. Has Fielder been in the game yet? We need some runs!

Yep, he had an RBI early in the game as a pinch hitter.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Now what the FUCK is Angel Hernandez doing near an All-Star game?

[Guest Edgy DC]

Two Padres?

[Gwreck]

How about Justin Upton as a pinch runner here?

Oh, wait, we used everyone already with needless substitutions. Great job Charlie!

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

There we go. If that was Jeets he doesn't come within 6 feet of it.

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

Might have a break here -- except we know Howard is prone to the big K.

We need a hit, Ryan!

[Piggiestomatoes]

Howard PH'ing. Let's go RH.

[Fman99]

The nostriled one, Ryan Howard, on to pinch hit, two on two out.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

To be fair... this is kinda exactly the guy to have in this situation.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Well done, Orlando Hudson.

[Fman99]

Frankie up in the pen.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Joe Maddon wishing he had Pedro Feliciano on the roster now.

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

Better him than some Pirate team rep.

Frankie in the pen getting warm!

[Gwreck]

Ryan knows that a single is ok, too, right? That a HR isn't the only possibility?

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

That swaying in his timing mechanism is discombobulating.

Is he drunk? I think Ryan Howard's drunk.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Nathan trying to climb the ladder.

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

I like Hudson.

[Fman99]

Howard chases a dogshit pitch. On to the 9th.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Nasty.

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

A CHECK SWING AT A PITCH IN THE DIRT????? For shame, Ryan. Professional hitter Freddie Sanchez wouldn't have done that.

[Gwreck]

Rodriguez in.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Urp.