IGT - Mets at Boston - 5/22/09

[Gwreck]

You don't fuck with Johan.

Attention Kevin Youkilis: if you want to stand there with your ridiculous contorted batting stance with your elbow hanging over the plate, then you shut your yap while going to first base after being hit.

Thank you, drive through.

[Zvon]

CBS Sportline:

]Daniel Murphy: Strike looking, Ball, Ball, Ball, Murphy walked. Angel Pagan: Pagan sacrificed to pitcher, Murphy out at third.

Can't wait til BB2nite to see how that went down.

[Guest Kong76]

No, you don't.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Who else knows how Santana feels? This guy.

[Guest Edgy DC]

I was taught to respect my opponents and all, but if they can't be bothered to dress like a real team, all bets are off.

Edited May 22, 2009 by Guest

[Piggiestomatoes]

No bat, no glove. Well, the glove was okay. It was the arm that was balky.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Martinez is just not up the job of playing MLB SS.

[Gwreck]

What about Argenis Reyes? He can't hit either, but he CAN play defense.

[Guest Kong76]

This has to be his swan song at ss.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Argenis Reyes barely played ss in his career.

Hi, I'm Johan Santana. Have you met my testicles, Saturn and Jupiter?

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Call me what you will, I am so hot for Santana right now.

If Murphy doesn't make that pick I'd have to think about pulling Martinez right then and there. Fuck respect, fuck decorum, the guy needs to be in another uniform tomorrow.

[Gwreck]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Argenis Reyes barely played ss in his career.

True or false?: he'd be a better defensive option

[nymr83]

martinez sucks but santana gets out of it.

get that clown off the roster, i'd rather have a minor leaguer who can field and not hit for 2 weeks

[Guest Edgy DC]

Coronado is the better defensive option than either.

My man Murphy does what Castillo could not, picking Martinez's throw out of the dirt.

Sack up, people. He's your shortstop for the next three innings whether you like it or not.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Tomorrow Dan Bern rewrites this in honor of Johan Santana.

Tiger Woods

I got big balls
Big ol' balls
Big as grapefruits
Big as pumpkins
Yes sir, yes sir
And on my really good days
They swell to the size of small dogs
My balls are as big as small dogs
Well, it ain't braggin' if it's true
Yes sir, yes sir
It ain't braggin' if it's true
Muhammad Ali said that
Back when he was a young man
Back when he was Cassius Clay
Before he fought too many fights
And left his brain inside the ring
And sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods

I got a friend whose goal in life
Was to one day go down on Madonna
That's all he wanted, that was all
To one day go down on Madonna
And when my friend was 34
He got his wish in Rome one night
He got to go down on Madonna
In Rome one night, in some hotel
And ever since, he's been depressed
'Cause life is shit from here on in
And all our friends just shake their heads
And say, too soon, too soon, too soon,
He went down on Madonna too soon
Too young, too young, too soon, too soon
And it ain't braggin' if it's true
Yes sir, yes sir
It ain't braggin' if it's true
Muhammed Ali said that
Back when he was a young man
Back when he was Cassius Clay
Before he fought too many fights
And left his brain inside the ring
And sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
Sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods

If certain girls don't look at you
It means that they like you a lot
If other girls don't look at you
It just means they're ignoring you
How can you know, how can you know
Which is which, who's doing what
I guess that you can ask 'em
Which one are you, baby
Do you like me or are you ignorin me
Do you like me or are you ignorin me
And all you need to do that
Is one good pair of big balls
Balls as big as grapefruits
Balls as big as pumpkins
Balls as big as mine
But even though my balls are big
Sometimes I wish they were bigger
Even bigger
Big as the wheels on tractors
Big as the golden arches
Big as the golden gate bridge
Bit as the state of Kansas
Big as Mars and Jupiter
Big as the swing of Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods

[Piggiestomatoes]

Angel in the outfield. Thanks, Pagan.

[Guest Kong76]

EDC: He's your shortstop for the next three innings <<<

I meant after tonight.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

That's some small-ball right there, but any run is welcome.

[Gwreck]

Johan at 101 pitches but I think he's going back out.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

The 10th Armored Division couldn't keep him in the dugout.

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

Gwreck wrote: Johan at 101 pitches but I think he's going back out.

Heck yeah! Hopefully we can get at least one more out of him!

[metirish]

="Swan Swan H"]Who else knows how Santana feels? This guy.

Sam Elliot on the left , guy used to be everywhere at one point

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Gwreck wrote: ="John Cougar Lunchbucket"]Argenis Reyes barely played ss in his career. True or false?: he'd be a better defensive option

I don't think he'd be the best we could do. And he's every bit as stinky as Ramon with the stick.

Ruben Tejada at Bingo, I believe, is pretty well thought of defensively and plays SS everyday.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Putz is still in LA, right?

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Every fantasy Irish has had for David Wright goes double for me and Johan. Over 100 pitches going in, and he buzzes through Pedroia, Papi and Youkilis with the greatest of ease.

[Guest Kong76]

[metirish]

Parnell up and not Putz

[Guest Edgy DC]

Seriously, plenty of time after the game to talk shortstop alternatives. Right now I'm behind Ramon Thumbsies 100%.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Edgy DC wrote: Seriously, plenty of time after the game to talk shortstop alternatives. Right now I'm behind Ramon Thumbsies 100%.

For us. If Omar hasn't gotten somebody on a plane, train or automobile already he had better do so NOW!

[Guest Kong76]

EDC: Right now I'm behind Ramon Thumbsies 100% <<<

Oh, stop.