Carlos Voltran

[Guest themetfairy]

From The Onion

[Guest OlerudOwned]

]Meanwhile, defending a comfortable 600-0 lead in the top of ninth, the Mets decided to rest up Carlos Voltron by moving him to the outfield and replacing him with reliever Aaron Heilman, who lost the lead and eventually the game after giving up 618 runs to close the inning.

D'aw.

[Willets Point]

The only question is, are The Onion writer Mets-haters? Or Mets fans?

[Elster88]

Mets fans are Mets haters. Haven't you ever been to a game at Shea or listened to the radio?

[TransMonk]

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[Guest holychicken]

I am definitely going to be Carlos Voltron for Halloween this year.

[Willets Point]

Elster88 wrote: Mets fans are Mets haters. Haven't you ever been to a game at Shea or listened to the radio?

...or read this forum.

Kind of the point I was trying to make.

[Guest holychicken]

Willets Point wrote: ...or read this forum. Kind of the point I was trying to make.

I don't hate the Mets, they hate me. Why else would they abuse me so?