Saturday Knight Live (IGT 7/26)

[Guest OlerudOwned]

Do that again.

[Guest AG/DC]

OlerudOwned wrote: Has our color-coded "Bullshit" meter been downgraded from "malice?"

Changed my mind.

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

Sooner or later the Mets have to get a hit with RISP, don't they?

[apmorris]

hope he doesnt bunt

[Frayed Knot]

5 walks and 50+ pitches in 1-2/3 for this kid and he still hasn't let up a run.

Time to show them our Tatis.

[Guest OlerudOwned]

There must've been some magic in that old Tatis we found...

[Frayed Knot]

That pitcher had NO business getting out of that inning.
3 walks and 2 stolen hits.

[Guest OlerudOwned]

2 innings. 27 strikes. 30 balls. 5 walks.

No runs.

[TransMonk]

It just keeps going and going and going.

[Guest AG/DC]

At least Heilman got some rest there.

It took him 18 pitches to get through his first inning. He bats next inning. If they pull him, it's Maine, I guess.

[Frayed Knot]

Heilman's going to have to bat next inning.
LaGenius is going to use Looper to PH.

[TransMonk]

AG/DC wrote: He bats next inning. If they pull him, it's Maine, I guess.

I hope that Johan's at home right now. If we ever needed him to go 9, it would be tomorrow.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Fans booing Looper as a PH.

I did like the Jer-ry Jer-ry chant.

[Guest AG/DC]

Twenty-nine pitches after mowing them down. He's got to bat.

They can send Johan home after they use him to pinch hit.

[Frayed Knot]

Eeek, Heilman now 1 for 44 with the bat.

Oh well, we're set up for the top of the order again next inning but so are the Cards

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

The bottom 3rd of the lineup haven't done a thing tonite and goes down on what? 5 pitches? this time.

[Guest AG/DC]

Gary telling Ronnie and Keith the details of the 4/4/85 game. I think they remember.

[Frayed Knot]

It's midnight in Manhattan this is no time to get cute

[Guest OlerudOwned]

If this game goes any longer I'm going to need trucker caffeine pills for my 8 hour drive tomorrow morning.

[Guest AG/DC]

Six hits for Schu.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Shumaker on base for the 12th time tonight, seems like. Luwick down looking on 3 and its Pooholes.

[Guest OlerudOwned]

AG/DC wrote: Six hits for Schu.

Eleven points onto his AVG in one night.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Fuck.

Only a matter of time

[Guest AG/DC]

You pitch to this beast?

[Guest OlerudOwned]

Why did it have to be this asshole? Why couldn't it be a somewhat less gaping asshole?

[TransMonk]

Well, you can only dance with Pujols for so long before he's going to fuck you.

Shitfuck!

[Guest AG/DC]

'cause I don't.

[Frayed Knot]

AG/DC wrote: You pitch to this beast?

As opposed to putting the go-ahead in scoring position for the lefty swinging Ankiel? ... yes I do.

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

I agree with Knot. Nobody on with 2 outs, I would have walked him. However, I wouldn't have walked him to put the go ahead run on second base so Heilman could face the lefty Ankiel.

[Guest AG/DC]

Yeah, well, I was just askin'.