I Know Bill Brasky (split from coobyday IGT)

[Guest Vince Coleman Firecracker]

A shot of Tatis standing next to Sexson. Jeez, how tall is that guy? He's like Bill Brasky.

[Fman99]

="Vince Coleman Firecracker"]A shot of Tatis standing next to Sexson. Jeez, how tall is that guy? He's like Bill Brasky.

Bill Brasky?!? I know Bill Brasky!

[Vic Sage]

="Fman99"] ="Vince Coleman Firecracker"]A shot of Tatis standing next to Sexson. Jeez, how tall is that guy? He's like Bill Brasky. Bill Brasky?!? I know Bill Brasky!

Hey, I know Bill Brasky, too! Did you know that they use his foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

[Guest AG/DC]

Fuckin' Yankee fan.

[Guest Vince Coleman Firecracker]

Wait, are you talking about the same Bill Brasky who counted to infinity twice?

[G-Fafif]

When they needed to change the Keyspan sign to National Grid, Bill Brasky pulled down the old one and Scotch Taped up the new one. Replaced a couple of light bulbs as long he was stooping down around there.

[soupcan]

Bill Brasky makes Chuck Norris sound like Boy George.

[Guest Vince Coleman Firecracker]

Bill Brasky once hit the Tommie Agee sign with Tommie Agee! And he did it from the Polo Grounds!

[G-Fafif]

Vince Coleman Firecracker wrote: Bill Brasky once hit the Tommie Agee sign with Tommie Agee! And he did it from the Polo Grounds!

Bill Brasky played such a deep centerfield at the Polo Grounds that he stood in Fenway Park. Robbed Vic Wertz of five homers that way.

[Guest Vince Coleman Firecracker]

Bill Brasky used the smokestack outside of Yankee Stadium as a bat. And he took his at-bats while using a donut!

[G-Fafif]

Bill Brasky got off a train in Baltimore wearing a dark red suit and stretched out for a nap. When he woke up, they built a ballpark in front of him and called it Oriole Park at Camden Yards.

They were going to call it Brasky Park, but it wasn't big enough.

[soupcan]

Bill Brasky just walked into my office and ate my sandwich!

And, hey... my ass hurts.

[Guest Vince Coleman Firecracker]

Bill Brasky once completed an unassisted quadruple play!

[Vic Sage]

Bill Brasky drank my milkshake and made me like it!

[Guest Vince Coleman Firecracker]

One time David Wells threw a brushback pitch at Bill Brasky. Good ol' Bill just walked out to the mound, calm as a lake, and swallowed Wells like an Advil.

[Fman99]

Albert Belle corked his bat with Bill Brasky's ejaculate!

[G-Fafif]

Bill Brasky injected himself with Bill Brasky and they put an asterisk next to his records.

Which he holds for most awesome everything.

[Frayed Knot]

This one time Bill Brasky and I ...


OK, I admit it, I've never heard of this character and had to look up WTF y'all were talking about.

[Guest Vince Coleman Firecracker]

Bill Brasky impregnated Marge Schott. Two months ago.

[Fman99]

Bill Brasky took the facade from Yankee Stadium and picked a piece of broccoli out of his teeth with it. Then he had anal sex with Whitey Ford.