Put a cork in it, Seaver

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Schneider, Santana and Reyes -- coming soon to a wine store near you.

PDF press release:
http://www.charityhop.com/media/NewYork_Release.pdf

[Guest sharpie]

Can't wait to buy my case of Brian Schneider wine!

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

At $13 a bottle, you know it's quality.

[Guest sharpie]

Sounds like just the thing for the tailgating party on 5/31.

[Guest holychicken]

Ooo, speaking of booze, I should get going brewing a batch of beer for the crane pool gathering.

[Guest AG/DC]

Reyes wine, you make me feel so fine
Feelin' like an All Star when I just ride the pine

Reyes wine, you make me feel so grand
I feel I hit a triple when you just in my hand

Reyes wine, you make me feel so sad
Me dogging it to first because me feel that bad

Reyes wine, you make me feel so fine
Me squeeze you from a grape on a Dominican vine

Reyes wine, you give me whole heap of zing
Whole heap of zing like a championship ring

Reyes wine, you really know how to love
Your kind of loving like dem sweet gold glove

Reyes wine, I love you right from the start
Me forget that me team be managed by Art

Reyes wine in an 80s style
Me log on to the internet to order big pile, yeah

Give me little time, help me clear up me mind
Give me little time, help me clear up me mind...

[soupcan]

Knocked it outtta the park!

[seawolf17]

Note to self: Don't give Edgy Jose Reyes in the parody contest next year.

[G-Fafif]

Heard at fine retailers all across the Tri-State area:

"No, but we have plenty of Schneider Schardonnay -- and I can let ya have it for like five bucks."

[Valadius]

Since when did Brian Schneider become a "New York Hero"?

[seawolf17]

Since he went spikes-up into Shelley Duncan.