IGT Sun 6/3 D-Bags (Doug Davis) @ Mets (Perez)

[A Boy Named Seo]

Yahoo's already got lineups posted:

Bags:

Byrnes CF
Jackson 1B
Headquarters 2B
Reynolds 3B
Hairston LF
Quentin RF
Snyder C
Callaspo SS
Davis P

=blue]Mets:

Reyes SS
Chavez CF
Wright 3B
Delgado 1B
LoDuca C
Easley 2B
BJ LF
Cargo RF
Ollie4Prez P

[Guest Kid Carsey]

Big day for Cargo today.

[Elster88]

Can someone translate the Dbacks lineup?

When I'm reading this in 10 years I'm gonna have no idea who a couple of the Metsies are too.

[A Boy Named Seo]

Translate?

Bags:

Byrnes CF
Jackson 1B
Headquarters = Hudson 2B
Reynolds 3B
Hairston LF
Quentin RF
Snyder C
Callaspo SS
Davis P

[Elster88]

Ah. I didn't bother reading after Headquarters cuz I figured I wouldn't get any of them. Thx.

[TransMonk]

I'm really starting to love watching Perez pitch. I look forward to it all day.

I'm not to the point where I don't worry about him losing it...but he is a joy to watch so far this year.

3 up, 3down for ARI in the first. 2 Ks for Ollie.

[A Boy Named Seo]

Met too. I kinda love that he seems fragile. It makes him seem more human to me than most robot ballplayers today.

Fran was right about cahnfidence.

[Guest Edgy DC]

He was right about one thing a million times.

Hop that line, Ollie.

[TransMonk]

Scoreless through 3. Ollie's perfect with 4 Ks.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Well, that's over, Hotshot.

[TransMonk]

Yeah, that one's my fault...he's still at the minimum.

[TransMonk]

2-0 Snakes after 5.

The Mets offense needs to assemble and activate.

[Guest Edgy DC]

OK, Let's go Zephyrs.

[Guest Edgy DC]

One's a start. One's a start.

[TransMonk]

3-1 D'bags at the stretch.

Let's score some runs.

[Gwreck]

Sat down on the couch, Perez had no-hit stuff.

Wake up an hour later from the inevitable nap, we're down 3-0. Crap!

[Guest Edgy DC]

FBI.

Fuckin' Big Inning.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Wow. There's those Gomez wheels I've been hearing so much about.

[Guest Kid Carsey]

[*]1-GOT-OFFENSE

Yeah, I'd like to order some O for Shea today and charge it to the Mets
account.

Sure, I'll wait.

[Guest Edgy DC]

That was Reyes' third error ths season.

Which is about a game for Derek Jeter these days.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Amazing that Davis is still out there.

Just reach, Endy.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Carlos Delgado.

Tying run.

Wee.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Not wee.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Hang in there, P L D.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Valverde vs. Easley.

[TransMonk]

Nice AB by LoDuca.

Come on Eazy-E.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Ouch. Foul.

Paulie running for Paulie.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Nuttin'.

[Guest Kid Carsey]

Yes, I've been on hold for forty some odd minutes.

Yes, I can wait 'til the ninth.

Hello?

[Guest Edgy DC]

Johnson, Gomez, and mebbe Beltran in the ninth.

Boys, time to hit like men.