DUCK!

[Guest Edgy DC]

You hear an ex-Met Duck goes nuts, responding to getting hit in the calf by going after the pitcher with a bat, trying to brain him, and managing to break the guy's finger and give the catcher a concussion.

I'd guess I'd lay the probablility of it being a particular guy this way

Danny Graves 4%
Edgardo Alfonzo 2%
Jose Offerman 9 %
Carl Everettt 85%

[Guest holychicken]

Edgy DC wrote: You hear an ex-Met Duck goes nuts, responding to getting hit in the calf by going after the pitcher with a bat, trying to brain him, and managing to break the guy's finger and give the catcher a concussion. I'd guess I'd lay the probablility of it being a particular guy this way Danny Graves 4% Edgardo Alfonzo 2% Jose Offerman 9 % Carl Everettt 85%

Carl Everett at only 85%?

I am convinced that he was actually calling the shots from the dugout the whole time. You can almost see the pitcher mouthing something about "dinosaurs" as offerman charges him.