Happy Birthday Jose Valentin!

[Valadius]

Today is Jose Valentin's 37th birthday.

[Elster88]

We think.

[smg58]

Hit a home run to celebrate, Jose.

[Guest cooby]

37 again? I thought only women did that.


Happy birthday, if you are watching us...

(ps, I like your moustache, if no one else does)

[Valadius]

Jose's 7-RBI game, 7/8/06

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

That was great - the second game of a doubleheader against the Fish. After Maine lost a heartbreaker in the opener, Pelfrey's debut was full of runs.

Happy Birthday to Porn Stash!

[Elster88]

CookieMom, you must not watch a lot of porn. Pornstaches generally are slightly smaller in length, but fuller from nose to lip.

Jeff Kent's is the perfect example of a pornstache.

Valentin's weird thing is too wide and too short.

You need to watch more porn!

[soupcan]

Elster88 wrote: You need to watch more porn!

Don't we all?

[Guest cooby]

I think she's just trying to prevent him from posting here. I certainly wouldn't if someone called me that.

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

I have far better things to do with my time than watch porn.

[Elster88]

Wow. I can't think of anything better to do with my time except watch the Mets.

You must cure cancer and stuff.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Tonight's the night I've waited for
Because you're not a backup anymore
You've turned into the prettiest Met I've ever seen
Happy Birthday, Valentin!

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

Elster88 wrote: Wow. I can't think of anything better to do with my time except watch the Mets.

Well, you could try actually living it rather than merely watching it....

[Guest cooby]

She's got ya there. That's why I never understood the appeal either

[Guest Yancy Street Gang]

Wooooooooo, girl!

That was HARSH!

[soupcan]

YOWZER!

Scarlett is a wild woman!

[Willets Point]

If the Mets hadn't traded Kris Benson we wouldn't have to worry as much about the NLCS rotation AND we'd have a built in porn storyline to go along with watching the Mets.

[Elster88]

ScarletKnight41 wrote: ="Elster88"]Wow. I can't think of anything better to do with my time except watch the Mets. Well, you could try actually living it rather than merely watching it....

*still trying to think of a comeback*


For the record, I intended my quoted text above as a joke. Of course, that doesn't make this war of words any less a victory for the Rutgers' alum.

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

Current Rutgers grad student, actually.

Sorry - when I get a fat pitch down the middle like that, it's hard to lay off.

[Elster88]

Haha, it's my own fault for putting it on a tee.