IGT 9/16/06 - Mets vs. Pirates

[Valadius]

Mets

J. Reyes SS
P. Lo Duca C
C. Beltran CF
C. Delgado 1B
D. Wright 3B
C. Floyd LF
S. Green RF
J. Valentin 2B
O. Hernandez P

=olive]Pirates

C. Duffy CF
J. Wilson SS
F. Sanchez 3B
J. Bay LF
X. Nady RF
R. Doumit 1B
R. Paulino C
J. Castillo 2B
T. Gorzelanny P


Pitching Matchup: O. Hernandez (10-10, 4.96) vs. =olive]T. Gorzelanny (2-3, 3.74)

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

Darn. Reyes singles, but then gets picked off the bases

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

Yes! After LoDuca pops up, Beltran walks and Delgado drives him home with a double over Jason Bay's head! 1-0 Mets

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

Mr. Wright flies out to end the top of the first.

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

Keith is commenting how Pittsburgh is so much nicer now than when he was a player - there's so much more for people to do there now.

So I'm thinking - is that his excuse for the cocaine? Boredom?

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

El Duque has a 1-2-3 top of the first.

[Valadius]

Here we go Metsies!

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

OMG! This is the Keystone Kops of Pittsburgh play!

Mr. Green gets a misplayed bloop hit, and hustles to second. The throw to second is wild, allowing Green to get to third, with another bad throw.

However, Porn Stash pops up, and now El Duque is at the plate.

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

El Duque grounds out to end the inning, stranding Green at third.

But Green's hit will be on the highlight reel - it was comical.

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

Shit! Jason Bay homers to tie the game

[Guest Edgy DC]

Bay Seasoning.

[Valadius]

Dammit Dookay!!!

[Guest Edgy DC]

Who's in the booth with Gary?

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

Edgy DC wrote: Who's in the booth with Gary?

Keef. He has a cold this week,

[Guest Edgy DC]

I guess it's Darling, but his voice sounds funny.

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

Edgy DC wrote: I guess it's Darling, but his voice sounds funny.

No - Ron is at the SNY studio in New York.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Ah, so he really is "Keef" then.

[Valadius]

Is Ryan Doumit an alien? What the hell is wrong with his eyes?

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

Gary and Keith are discussing the fried baloney sandwiches at PNC. Keith proclaims them "a heart attack on a plate," and worries whether the people who prepare them have washed their hands.

[Elster88]

Keith has sounded like he has a cold for a couple of days now.

[Valadius]

Let's go Carlos!!!

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

He has had that cold for a few days.

Meanwhile, Gary is very happy about Columbia's 37-7 win over Fordham today. Roar Lion Roar!

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

Delgado strikes out to end the top of the third, stranding LoDuca at second.

[Elster88]

A little Gregg Jefferies bashing in the booth. Always fun.

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

Elster88 wrote: A little Gregg Jefferies bashing in the booth. Always fun.

"Not a beloved figure in the Mets clubhouse."

[Valadius]

If not for Gregg Jefferies...

[Guest Edgy DC]

...Met fans would bash Kevin Elster a lot more.

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

El Duque gets out of the bottom of the third. 1-1 going to the 4th.

[Elster88]

Edgy DC wrote: ...Met fans would bash Kevin Elster a lot more.

I don't follow.

[Guest Edgy DC]

I was completing the incomplete thought of Valadius above me.

And I just know Valadius has a diaper on tonight.