Anna-CPF'er Fling "Meant Nothing;" Marriage Intact

[Guest Rotblatt]

ESPN.com

]Anna Benson drops divorce petition Tabloid favorite Anna Benson no longer wants to divorce Baltimore Orioles pitcher Kris Benson. On Tuesday, she dismissed the divorce petition she had filed last week in Atlanta, attorney Jeffrey B. Bogart said in a press release. Instead of splitting, she expressed a desire to reconcile her marriage. "Anna did a lot of soul searching over the weekend, and it is her desire to repair her marriage," Bogart told ESPN.com.

[Willets Point]

Translation: Anna's PR person called her and said she's another set of fake boobs if she's no longer "Baseball's Hottest Housewife" and would see her income drop appropriately.

[Guest Edgy DC]

I feel used... on behalf of my fellow CranePooler.

[Guest Rotblatt]

Edgy DC wrote: I feel used... on behalf of my fellow CranePooler.

That should be plural, Edge, and we don't mind--believe me.

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

It would be rather funny if Kris would now tell Anna that he appreciates her change of heart, but her petition for divorce opened his eyes and he feels the time is right for him to move on with his life.

[Elster88]

Willets Point wrote: Translation: Anna's PR person called her and said she's another set of fake boobs if she's no longer "Baseball's Hottest Housewife" and would see her income drop appropriately.

Or she reread her marriage contract and discovered the pre-nuptial agreement.

[Guest silverdsl]

Rockin' Doc wrote: It would be rather funny if Kris would now tell Anna that he appreciates her change of heart, but her petition for divorce opened his eyes and he feels the time is right for him to move on with his life.

That would be what he would do if he was smart.