Guest cooby Guests Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 Wow, this makes it possible for her to come back to New York and resume her, uh, career
Guest Yancy Street Gang Guests Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 How funny would it be if she married one of the single Mets?
soupcan Old-Timey Member Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 That can't be true.I'm guessing April Fool's.
Guest Edgy DC Guests Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 A little early.]"Some people are already seeing the trade as a negative thing. There are a lot of things that don't add up when it comes to the reasoning behind it," he said. "There's a lot of heresy, a lot of rumors floating around about the reason why. Lately, a lot of people are suspecting foul play in terms of one thing being said and the truth being different." The first part of that paragraph makes some sense. The second part... just what is he saying there?
nymr83 Old-Timey Member Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 perhaps Anna seduced David Wright and Benson was traded away to protect the face of the franchise?
Guest cooby Guests Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 If this turns out to be no joke, I can't wait to hear his side of it
Frayed Knot Old-Timey Member Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 Here's what I suspect:- Anna files on grounds of the marriage being "irretrievably broken"- Kris counter-sues on the grounds of; 'da bitch got me shipped to the freakin' Orioles'!!- The terms of the agreement also stipulate that the Mets retain sole custody of Jorge Julio
Zvon Old-Timey Member Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 ......so they're not gonna pitch for Baltimore.Too bad.
MFS62 Old-Timey Member Posted March 31, 2006 Posted March 31, 2006 ]using the advice of esteemed pitching coach Leo Mazzone to take his game to a higher level. Hmmm. Considering some of the "games" they've reportedly played, maybe she should have stuck with him.Later
Guest Rotblatt Guests Posted March 31, 2006 Posted March 31, 2006 From the Daily News:]Sexpot Anna Benson and her ex-Met hubby are headed for Splitsville after she caught him fooling around with one of her friends, the Daily News has learned.. . . What's bad for Kris Benson could be good for new teammates Miguel Tejada, Melvin Mora and the rest of the O's.Anna Benson once vowed to sleep with every one of her husband's teammates if she caught him in the sack with another woman."I told him, 'Cheat on me all you want.' If you get caught, I'm going to [have sex with] everybody on your entire team," she told Howard Stern on his radio show in 2004. "Everyone would get a turn."But Anna Benson's spokesman warned the Orioles not to get their hopes up. "I think she was joking," Feiler said.He THINKS she's joking?
Guest cooby Guests Posted March 31, 2006 Posted March 31, 2006 Hmmm, she can pose nude, tell all about their love life, embarrass the entire team, and generally act out 24/7, but if Kris has one dallience (is that a word?), it's adios, amigo? Edgy style footnote: Not condoning dallience (if that's a word), just wondering why the double standard
MFS62 Old-Timey Member Posted March 31, 2006 Posted March 31, 2006 cooby wrote:Hmmm, she can pose nude, tell all about their love life, embarrass the entire team, and generally act out 24/7, but if Kris has one dallience (is that a word?), it's adios, amigo? Because she publicly said she would do it.Sort of a "mid-nup".Later
Guest abogdan Guests Posted March 31, 2006 Posted March 31, 2006 So why did the Mets trade Kris Benson for a useless reliever again? Maybe they should have asked Kris how that whole marriage thing was going before dumping him because of his wife.
Guest Rotblatt Guests Posted March 31, 2006 Posted March 31, 2006 Or maybe they should have locked Benson in a room with 2 bottles of champagne, a fragrant candle, a king-sized bed, and Lima's wife for 24 hours.
Elster88 Old-Timey Member Posted March 31, 2006 Posted March 31, 2006 Let this be a lesson to the kids out there:DON'T MARRY A STRIPPER.
Guest KC Guests Posted March 31, 2006 Posted March 31, 2006 Messin' around with the wife's friend? Guess Kris never heard of the ol' three bridges rule.If I was writing the script, it would come out that she put her friend up toseducing Kris so she can catch him.
Guest Edgy DC Guests Posted March 31, 2006 Posted March 31, 2006 ]three bridges ruleGoogle isn't helping me. I'm guessing this is a rule that says you shouldn't fool around unless there are three bridges seperating your wife and your girlfriend.
Guest Yancy Street Gang Guests Posted March 31, 2006 Posted March 31, 2006 That may work in New York, but what's a married guy in Phoenix supposed to do?
Guest Yancy Street Gang Guests Posted March 31, 2006 Posted March 31, 2006 I guess we'll need another update to this card set.
Guest Rotblatt Guests Posted March 31, 2006 Posted March 31, 2006 KC wrote:If I was writing the script, it would come out that she put her friend up to seducing Kris so she can catch him.. . . because she wanted an excuse to sleep with all the Orioles?
Elster88 Old-Timey Member Posted March 31, 2006 Posted March 31, 2006 Because she wanted an excuse to divorce him and take half his money.
Guest *62 Guests Posted March 31, 2006 Posted March 31, 2006 Elster88 wrote:Let this be a lesson to the kids out there:DON'T MARRY A STRIPPER.'kin ay right.No good can ever come of it.
Guest KC Guests Posted March 31, 2006 Posted March 31, 2006 A ten minute side sequence could be slowly panning into a candle lit living room and two scantily-clad women are lounging on a large sofasipping Bordeux and making fun of the video they took of the encounterand then engaging in a little soft porn make out session with each other.
Guest silverdsl Guests Posted March 31, 2006 Posted March 31, 2006 And just mere weeks after their romantic FHM interview in which she promised him he could live out many men's fantasies 50x over if he won the Cy Young. I feel sorry for their kids. I wonder how long before she's on the Stern Show talking about this?
Frayed Knot Old-Timey Member Posted March 31, 2006 Posted March 31, 2006 Kris B.: "But marrying a T&A queen seemed like such a good idea at the time"Chuck F.: "I hear ya brother!"
Guest *62 Guests Posted March 31, 2006 Posted March 31, 2006 ="silverdsl"]I feel sorry for their kids. They have kids together?
Guest Yancy Street Gang Guests Posted March 31, 2006 Posted March 31, 2006 According to the 2005 Media Guide, the kids are stepdaughter Alyssa, 12, daughter Haylee, 5, and son P.J., 9.P.J. is the Family Circus infant, doomed by his youth to never get the cute lines that his older siblings get.
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