Big Unit Fathers Love Child, Remains Asshole

[Centerfield]

I saw the print version.

She looks like Randy.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Not too many 6'1" 16-year-old girls have their act or look fully nailed down. The poor kid is probably OhmyGawding through the day as her name is all over the internet.

[Guest Yancy Street Gang]

]The heartbroken love child of Yankee superstar Randy Johnson yesterday broke her silence for the first time to describe how the peevish pitcher coldly responded to letters she sent him as a little girl pleading to meet him. "I would get cards back from him with just his signature - 'Randy,' " said Heather Renee Roszell, 16, who bears a striking resemblance to her "Big Unit" father.

[Elster88]

She's the one to feel sorry for.

[Elster88]

What a fucking rag the Post is. They should display it next to the Enquirer.

[Elster88]

I have a guess as to who the next pitcher to attack a mediot will be.