Bad pun riddles

[Theoldmole]

What ex-Met and Yankee carries in Eastern mystics?

[Guest Edgy DC]

Yogi bearer.

[Guest Edgy DC]

What Mets reliever has drunk just about everywhere?

[Guest Edgy DC]

Which Met reliever bores at least one sophomore to tears?

Which Met reliever comes from a class of black pastors who supposedly talk like they're white?

Which Met infielder, when he lived in Scotland, displayed an uncanny ability to distinguish the sound of different sheep?

[Valadius]

Edgy DC wrote: Which Met infielder, when he lived in Scotland, displayed an uncanny ability to distinguish the sound of different sheep?

Baa be Close? (Bobby Klaus)

[Guest Edgy DC]

Not quite, but good thinking.

Klaus almost belongs in the Ultimate Reindeer Database.

[seawolf17]

Edgy DC wrote: What Mets reliever has drunk just about everywhere?

Would that be Many A-Bar (Manny Aybar)?

[Guest Edgy DC]

Many A Bar is indeed our man.

[Valadius]

Edgy DC wrote: Which Met infielder, when he lived in Scotland, displayed an uncanny ability to distinguish the sound of different sheep?

Ken Baas Well.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Aye, Laddy, that he does.

[Valadius]

Which Mets starter liked to move bogs around?

[Theoldmole]

Pete Walker

[Theoldmole]

What former M et will have to give up snakes until he grows up?

[Guest Edgy DC]

Um, I don't know.

Which Met reliever comes from a class of black pastors who supposedly talk like they're white?

[Theoldmole]

Whoo...I can;'t figure that one at all.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Somebody step in. Mole and I have a Mexican standoff going.

[Valadius]

Junior Noboa.

[Zvon]

Valadius wrote: Junior Noboa.

that was a good one!

[Guest OlerudOwned]

This Met lefty doesnt think you have enough pork.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Tim Hamulack.

My guy is a sixties guy.

[Guest Bret Sabermetric]

Uncle Tom Parsons?

[Guest Edgy DC]

Ding. Tom Parsons