Night Of Terror Culminates With A ‘Positive’ Result

[Guest Edgy DC]

Yankee Fan Tiffany L. Battista recounts a sordid night with Felix Heredia, in a candy-colored essay that never really gets to the facts.

Count the number of "as a" phrases. "As a writer...." "As a woman...." "...as a life-long Yankee fan...." "As a writer..."

I hear she's a writer.

Why would she be unalllowed to comment specifically? Is there a pending lawsuit? Has she been paid to sign a non-disclosure agreeement?

[Theoldmole]

What's all the colored text about?

[Guest Edgy DC]

It makes the essay look yummy.

[Guest holychicken]

"So many sports writers are limited by what they can & will say but in blog land I've got no restrictions from wimpy editors or rigid advertisers-Let?s Get To It!"

It's funny that this is her "motto" or "mission statement" yet she still can't say anything.

[Centerfield]

I felt like I was dreaming or watching one of those horrible movies on the Lifetime channel.

But I wasn’t.

Powerful, powerful stuff.

[MFS62]

She should see some of the made for tv movies shown on the Sci-Fi Channel.
They make the Lifetime movies look like Cannes Film Festival Material.

Later

[Frayed Knot]

Does anyone besides me get the idea that Edgy has apparently rigged up his computer to light up like a department store in December at the moment some Met or former Met's name appears anywhere on the internet?
I mean between this thread and the 'EBay' and 'Rico Brogna' ones, I just get this feeling that if the words 'Jesse' and 'Gonder' were to appear in the same paragraph in the Tacoma Times or whatever, bells would start to go off atop his machine directing him to the story.

I find it both impressive and slightly frightening.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

When is she going to tell what happened?

[Guest Edgy DC]

When they fire me, I'm taking the computer with me.

[Guest martin]

she did her best.