IGT, 7/20, Mets v. Friars, Trying to Break the .500 Streak

[Guest Edgy DC]

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1) Greene, ss 2) Loretta, 2b 3) Giles, rf 4) Nevin, 1b 5) Klesko, lf 6) Nady, cf 7) Hernandez, c 8) Jackson, 3b 9) Williams, p	1) Reyes, ss 2) Cameron, rf 3) Beltran, cf 4) Floyd, lf 5) Wright, 3b 6) Piazza, c 7) Mientkiewicz, 1b 8) Cairo, 2b 9) Glavine McLeod as Your Captain, p

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Bastard.

[Guest Edgy DC]

I thought yours landed first while I was jerking around with formatting.

[Guest Edgy DC]

These 'Dre unis aren't bad. When they dressed like they did last night, they might as well have forfeited. A team arrives to play dressed like that, they lose even when the win. Simple as that.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Two CAHNfidence boosters for David Wright.

[Guest Spacemans Bong]

Carlos Beltran hits home runs for everyone now.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Jose making havoc.

I don't know that I've ever seen a reversed balk call.

[seawolf17]

Especially when it really was a balk. What was that little hop move? Times like this I miss Bobby V going crazy, imitating Williams' balk, and stomping around the infield.

[Guest Edgy DC]

It seems to me that it only takes one ump to spot a balk, and the fact that another ump didn't see it shouldn't undo that.

The good guys are going to win and all, but Willie should be playing under protest.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Glavine, get this, passes Dwight/Doc Gooden (who gave new life to the symbol above) on the all-time strikeout list.

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

I hat Glavine.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Game is 4-2. We're going to need him before the year is over.

Before the night is over.

Before the inning is over.

Piazza doubled in the fourth Met run, his 20th double of the year.

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

I can hat someone I need.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Sounds like Derek Jeter talking about A-Rod.

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

At least I have reasons for talking like a girl.

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

Wouldn't it be hysterical if Bret caught that Piazza homer into the Pepsi Picnic Area?

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

I think Sal caught that one.

[Guest Spacemans Bong]

I ain't dead yet!

Piazza ties Johnny Bench for career home runs by a catcher (if not AS a catcher).

[Guest Edgy DC]

[Guest cooby]

Wouldn't it be hysterical if Bret caught that Piazza homer into the Pepsi Picnic Area?

He'd probably throw it back and deny that it was hit. With some sort of fake statistical proof.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Glavine gets out of a tight jam in the sixth

[Guest Edgy DC]

Looks like Heilman is getting ready to come in.

Bring on Graves.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Glavine			Heilman

[seawolf17]

Welcome to the Big Leagues, Clay Hensley. Face the middle of the Mets' lineup.

[seawolf17]

Hey! Pedro Astacio is warming up! You know? I actually liked Astacio. I liked the way he did the arm dangly thing when he looked in for the sign.

[Guest Edgy DC]

It was like his arm was dead and he was still going by sheer will.

Which wasn't far from the truth.

[seawolf17]

Nevin grounds into a double play, but the home plate ump says it came off Nevin's foot. Or something. So he called it foul. Which is crap. Come on, Willie! Argue or something! Get tossed! Get fired up!

And Heilman K's Nevin anyway.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Glavine			Heilman

[Guest Edgy DC]

Glavine			Heilman

[Guest Edgy DC]

A mixture of bad luck and getting behind guys leads to Heilman bringing the tying run to the plate, and Padilla comes in for his first real test.