Cowtipper Old-Timey Member Posted July 21 Posted July 21 I just have the feeling The Crotch is going to be something great. I was quite hasty in adopting him since he just joined the organization, but -- and I hate to brag -- I got my Crotchfelt.
Cowtipper Old-Timey Member Posted August 1 Author Posted August 1 He's has been with this organization for like a million years now and they still haven't used him yet. Will they ever let him pitch or are they going to keep scratching my Crotch?
Cowtipper Old-Timey Member Posted September 9 Author Posted September 9 My loins burn with joy as The Crotch has tossed three perfect innings to start his professional career, while striking out 4 batters. And he didn't start at some lowly level like rookie ball or Low-A, he started at the mighty Single-A, just a few hops away from the New York Mets' mound, where I'm sure he'll be next year.
whippoorwill Old-Timey Member Posted September 14 Posted September 14 Does your wife know about your loins? You should mention it to her
MFS62 Old-Timey Member Posted September 21 Posted September 21 Like Schlittler, this is a name that will evoke giggles from announcers. Later
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