What's in Store for Twenty-Four?: Adrian Houser

[Edgy MD]

Here's the thing — the Mets are winless, but the Brewers are undefeated. And since I haven't been launched yet as a Met, I've still got a career's worth of Brewer mojo to unleash on the world. Perhaps whatever malaise has effected my teammies hasn't yet affected me.



Important Adrian Houser FACTS:

2. I'm a member of Cherokee Nation!!


4. The year before I was born, the Mets drafted my uncle https://www.baseball-reference.com/register/player.fcgi?id=knott-001jimJim Knott to pitch for them!!


6. I've got a career ERA of EXACTLY 4.00. You can go ahead and call me mediocre, but the truth is that I'm AGGRESSIVELY mediocre. I own it!! That doesn't stop me from giving my all.

What does my all add up to? I solicit your thoughts.



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[Johnny Lunchbucket]

He'll go out there every fifth day and give it his all is my prediction.



8-7, 4.15

[MFS62]

9-9 with a Houser-like 4.00 ERA.

Later

[Cowtipper]

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9-9 with a Houser-like 4.00 ERA.

Later