xIGT, 2023-03-10, DET@NYM

[Edgy MD]

I've been out this morning and didn't start a thread, and so I missed the 3 1/3 perfect innings with five strikeouts from superMet Adrian Houser.



Also missed the opposite-field fire from human sex machine Mark Vientos.



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[Johnny Lunchbucket]

Tigers look like their NOBs are bigger than ours.



If you're just tuning in you missed Wilmer Flores' brother Wilmer Flores pitch.



Gelbs is awful at the mic. Gave the wrong score as the inning ended twice

[Edgy MD]

Michele Margaux and Adam Ottavino just had an awkward exchange as she inferred an insinuation from him that broadcasting is an easy racket.



I thought strong words were coming.

[Edgy MD]

Good to see DJ Stewart get off the schneid today.

[Edgy MD]

Kodai Senga sucking a smoothie in the dugout. David Wright needs to get rough with him.

[Edgy MD]

Mets fall behind on some sketchy bad hops. Fujinami throwing strikes but the plays aren't happening behind him.

[Edgy MD]

Last lickies.



Yolmer goes down swinging. Luke Voit (currently 1-for-18) trying to find himself this spring.

[Edgy MD]

Swinging 2-0, he gets jammed and pops out to center.



Nido time!

[Edgy MD]

OPPOSITE FIELD DRIVE FOR A HOMER!!

[Edgy MD]

Rylan Bannon whiffs to put it to bed.



SAD!

[Frayed Knot]

Edgy MD wrote: Luke Voit (currently 1-for-18) trying to find himself this spring.

Considering that Luke Voit, like the Great Wall of China, can be seen from outer space, I find this surprising.

[MFS62]

Ok. They have their bases empty homer stroke working.

But we've seen that before.

Now work on some other hitting things, guys.

Later

[bmfc1]

At this point, Luke Voit's presence in ST games feels like Garth Brooks or Billy Crystal. Stop wasting ABs with a player that will be cut in a week.