2023 Tabloid Cover Derby Round 3.08 CLUELESS vs STOP THE MUSIC

[Benjamin Grimm]

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Vote for the cover that you prefer. Voting will run for seven days.



CLUELESS

Newsday, June 22, 2023.

Winner of https://phpbb3.leaptoad.com/mets/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=32867Round 1.14

Winner of https://phpbb3.leaptoad.com/mets/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=32938Round 2.06

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STOP THE MUSIC

New York Daily News, March 17, 2023.

Winner of https://phpbb3.leaptoad.com/mets/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=32837Round 1.05

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[A Boy Named Seo]

The Diaz cover makes me laugh every time, it's almost deathly. "Worst possible news", the ominous black background, STOP THE MUSIC, forlorn Edwin. If you got rid of "ruled out for the season", you'd think the dude expired.

[metirish]

Clear winner though, but yeah, it's wild when you look at it like that

[Edgy MD]

Yeah, "WORST NEWS POSSIBLE" almost comically implies too much:

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[TH]METS GET WORST NEWS POSSIBLE AFTER ENTIRE TEAM FALLS INTO TIGER ENCLOSURE AT SAN DIEGO ZOO AND IS CONSUMED ALIVE IN FRENZIED ORGY OF EXCRUCIATING PAIN[/TH]

[bmfc1]

Even worse than Edgy's faux headline would have been that Daniel Vogelbach was the only Met to survive.

[Benjamin Grimm]

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