Another open appeal to G-Fafif

[Benjamin Grimm]

Please pull whatever strings you can pull to get invited to the upcoming Wilson press conference.

Once there, push your way to the front of the room, throwing as many elbows as you deem necessary, and confront the catcher directly.

"Señor Ramos, please let us know how to pronounce your first name."

[Centerfield]

[G-Fafif]

"Yes."