Bret Sabermetric wrote:I'm writing a new column for a magazine you never heard of and never will, and I'd like you guys to write it for me. Colorful, lively stuff of just the right type--you know what I mean. I'll use it or not use it, as I see fit, but the reallly important thing is that you guys phrase it in the way I want you to, call me "sir," all that good stuff. In return, I'll mention your name in this magazine that, as I said, no one has heard of and no one ever will, most likely.That sound good to you? Thanks a million.LMAO.I did get a kick out of this.Nice shot man.