Farmer Ted

His wife is a Wifey Watch All-Star.

Turner has to make the team. He's been asking for music suggestions (Call Me Maybe is soooo 2012) on twitter.

Noticed last night Vincent Irizarry as Corporal Fragetti sporting a Mets blue cap (with blue button) in Heartbreak Ridge. Vincent mentions going to a Mets game on his webpage but follows nothing Mets-or baseball-related on Twitter.

25, 39, or 55?

It's way to early for a formal gift registry (BB&B, Kohl's, Bergdorf Goodman...who knows and who cares...isn't this exciting?). This is your opportunity to suggest what YOU would like to give the lovely couple in love. Let me start: Store: Walmart Item: Paul Mitchell Unisex Foaming Pomade Cost: $21.40

Still waiting for MBTN 2.0 to hit the market...

Darren Bragg knows the first rule of Hit Club. http://www.thehitclub.com/instructors.php

Cleaning out some boxes the other day and came across this gem. I musta read this thing 100 times growing up. Beat up as hell. Anyone else have it? http://www.amazon.com/The-Incredible-World-Champs-Mets/dp/B000PALCVQ/ref=sr_1_14?ie=UTF8&qid=1358184906&sr=8-14&keywords=maury+allen

Lee, still a proud papa. 2013 Preseason BIG EAST Player of the Year: L.J. Mazzilli, 2B, Connecticut 2013 Preseason All-BIG EAST Team Pos. Name, Class, School Key 2012 Stats P Jared Ruxer, So., Louisville 8-3, 3.38 ERA, 77.1 IP, 32 K, 15 BB, .262 OBA P Jeff Thompson, Jr., Louisville 9-4, 4.00 ERA, 78.2 IP, 73 K, 38 BB, .263 OBA P Sean Hagan, Sr., St. John's 8-2, 2.72 ERA, 102.2 IP, 66 K, 23 BB, .231 OBA P Jon Prosinksi, Sr., Seton Hall * 9-3, 3.52 ERA, 94.2 IP, 73 K, 19 BB, .288 OBA RP Dan Slania, Jr., Notre Dame 3-0, 2.03 ERA, 12 SV, 31.0 IP, 37 K, 12 BB C Jeff Melillo, Sr., Rutgers .311, 4 HR, 30 RBI 1B Trey Mancini, Jr., Notre Dame * .317, 12 HR, 45 RBI 2B L.J. Mazzilli, Sr., Connecticut .339, 9 HR, 38 RBI, 16 SB SS Tyler Sciacca, Sr., Villanova .359, 1 HR, 39 RBI, 17 SB, .980 FLD% 3B Eric Jagielo, Jr., Notre Dame .310, 13 HR, 43 RBI 3B Sean O'Hare, Sr., St. John's .346, 3 HR, 42 RBI OF Justin Glass, Jr., Cincinnati .366, 3 HR, 26 RBI, 15 SB OF Adam Engel, Jr., Louisville .308, 1 HR, 18 RBI, 37 SB OF James Ramsay, Jr.. USF .328, 2 HR, 32 RBI, 14 SB DH Jeff Gardner, Jr., Louisville .299, 2 HR, 34 RBI

Carlos Baerga, not in playing shape like his buddies. https://twitter.com/i/#!/baerga9/media/slideshow?url=http%3A%2F%2Flockerz.com%2Fs%2F250331623

The Sports Xchange 2:01 p.m. EST, January 11, 2013 When Mike Piazza's autobiography "Long Shot" is released in February, the former major-league catcher will deny using performance-enhancing drugs during his career. Suspicions of steroid use among several prominent players surrounded the Baseball Hall of Fame vote this week. Along with Piazza, players who fell short in their first year of eligibility were pitcher Roger Clemens and slugger Barry Bonds. Piazza received 58 percent of the vote, which was below the required 75 percent for election. The 12-time All-Star finished his career with 427 home runs and a .308 batting average in 16 seasons. Despite being a 62nd-round draft pick, Piazza went on to become one of the top hitting catchers of all time. "Anybody who's looking for Mike's answer to PED questions will find it (in the book)," veteran sports reporter and author Lonnie Wheeler said in an interview with Newsday. "I believe he's clean." Wheeler also said Piazza in his book will discuss PED use in baseball. Given the climate of controversy with the candidates this year, Piazza wasn't disappointed about being left out of Cooperstown in his first year of eligibility, Wheeler said. "He was laughing about it," Wheeler told Newsday. "I think he understood that the whole situation was so murky and complicated, and with nobody getting elected, that it was just an unpredictable scenario that he got caught up in. Frankly, he knew it was coming. "I think, like I did, that he felt that he deserved it and was optimistic that he would get in and saw no reason why he shouldn't."

Would love to know more about Shawon Dunston, please.

George Theodore took top honors in this year�s Mutton Busting sheep rodeo in Greeley, Colorado. Theodore represented Team Don Hahn Crashers en route to the title riding his ewe for a record 43.2 seconds. No stranger to wearing helmets, Theodore affixed a hockey mask to his old New York Mets batting helmet as he has transformed this sport for junior bull riders into a men�s over 6-foot league. �We�re taking a look at other methods to improving this sport, �noted Theodore while donning an RA Dickey t-shirt commemorating his Cy Young award this year. �Jousting, MMA, hookah�they�re all possibilities while bucking these sheep.� The Crashers will appear this Saturday at the Wyoming State Fair in Douglas.

can't pull the photo, just the link. Yup, I'm creepy. http://photos.presstelegram.com/2012/10/photos-los-alamitos-volleyball-sweeps-newport-harbor/#15

Boo!!!!!!!!

50 percent of Hall of Armanders are Braves. Conspiracy.

Fuck you, donkey!

According to baseball-reference, only four current or former major league players have ever had the first or middle name of Armand. Bruce Armand Boisclair. an internet site claims that you can send fan mail to Boisclair: Bruce Boisclair 5423 Spanish Oak Ln Unit D Oak Park, CA 91377-3728 Tell me something about Joe Grzenda.

I coulda used a little more cowgill!

What was the deal with that mouthpiece?

Brooke Buck in a holding pattern here... http://znnonline.com/tag/brooke-buck

I just saw the pic of Ike and RA in their alternate blues. I don't like the blues. If I saw a hot chick at the game, or even in bed wearing one, it might be pretty cool. (Mrs. Ted concurs and has agreed to model one for me at a game, not in bed). They should be alternate chick-in-the-stands-or-in-bed-only-jerseys and that's it. Not to mention they resemble beer league softball unis or something in the meterosexual department at Modell's. I like the alternate hats, though, but not with the white trim around the NY. The white trim makes it look poofy.

Memories of Kyle Lobstein...

Corey "Chewbacca" Hart. Pass.

Phillies trade Jo Anne Worley to the Twinkies for Paul Revere, or something like that.