Another one is Mr. Met on call Mets thought process: "What if two of our minority share owners wants Mr. Met at the same time?" Mets not realizing: "We can probably coordinate it so we have one Mr. Met here and another Mr. Met there without the unwashed masses being any the wiser. We do have a closetful of gigantic heads, don't we? "Don't we?" Well Mr. Met is only on call within the stadium. You don't get him to come to your house. So there only needs to be one. I suspect there are more though, unless they got laid off. Ownership privileges. Not the sort of privileges you get when you join a club. But the sort of privileges you get when you join a CLUB. I agree that too much is being made of this, as is often the case when it comes to zinging the Mets. But one has to acknowledge that the itemization seems drawn up as much to make the prospect appealing as to make clear to uppity wannabes what they're not getting. Formerly treated himself as an uppity wannabe, Fred Wilpon knows this game. Presumably you're not really joining the CLUB, just the club. You're being invited to pledge the fraternity, not being inducted. You're invited to apply, you're not given the job. There is also the Allen & Company "STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL" please do not distribute statement on there that someone obviously broke. Not that the Mets should've assumed no one was going to leak it, but hey, it did take a couple of months.