Got a big giggle when I read this: ="Frayed Knot":2tfrsfpe]Round 2: Tesla vs Edison GO!!![/quote:2tfrsfpe] Edgy DC Jun 14 2009 08:40 PM ="LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr"]I am a sucker for comedic inversion... and I promise you, sir, I will steal this one at some point. 6/12: ="EdgyDC"]I find that concentrating and focusing my mind on sex can keep me from exploding during a baseball game. Only use it when it's true. metirish Jun 22 2009 07:40 AM From Swanie in the Met Loving Big Shot Thread ] Fox News Channel gave out thunderstix yesterday. This is the most perfect product placement ever, as both the sponsor and the product serve only to produce useless, annoying noise. Fman99 Jun 22 2009 07:46 PM From LWFS in an IGT in response to a creepy-sun-baby-induced-GIDP by Albert PooHoles: ] Nobody puts Creepy Sun Baby in a corner. Killer. Ashie62 Jun 22 2009 08:05 PM ="Fman99"]From LWFS in an IGT in response to a creepy-sun-baby-induced-GIDP by Albert PooHoles: ] Nobody puts Creepy Sun Baby in a corner. Killer. Seconded..baby! Swan Swan H Jun 23 2009 08:15 PM Mendoza Line, after sending Metsmarathon get well wishes for his leg injury: If the CPF injury rate keeps up like this, we're going to have to call in subs from a Buffalo Bisons board. Kong76 Jun 25 2009 06:51 PM In the dead thread about Farrah and Jackson ... Mendoza Line: "Not a good day to be a '70s pop culture icon. Somewhere, Henry Winkler is crossing the street very, very carefully." Made me laugh loudly. soupcan Jun 25 2009 07:51 PM I went with 'Horshack' on my facebook page. Rockin' Doc Jun 27 2009 06:02 PM 6/27 IGT - After LWFS stated that he hoped A.J. Burnett got on base tonight because he thought Burnett looked like he would pull a Wang on the bases; Swan Swan H - "As opposed to David Cone, who did it in the bullpen." Ashie62 Jun 27 2009 07:27 PM ="Swan Swan H"]Mendoza Line, after sending Metsmarathon get well wishes for his leg injury: If the CPF injury rate keeps up like this, we're going to have to call in subs from a Buffalo Bisons board. I broke my schaphoid bone in my wrist Tuesday and am casted beyond my elbow...12 weeks themetfairy Jun 27 2009 07:30 PM Ouch! Feel better Ashie! Swan Swan H Jun 27 2009 09:28 PM ="Rockin' Doc":gv63zjya]6/27 IGT - After LWFS stated that he hoped A.J. Burnett got on base tonight because he thought Burnett looked like he would pull a Wang on the bases; Swan Swan H - "As opposed to David Cone, who did it in the bullpen."[/quote:gv63zjya] Once LWFS set that one on the tee it was just a matter of who was going to get there first. Rockin' Doc Jun 27 2009 09:45 PM Yeah, he did hang you a curve there, but when you got your pitch you made the most of the opportunity and hammered it. metirish Jun 28 2009 05:55 PM DocTee wondering about the appropriate response to the news of Billy May's death ] I wonder if there will be a moment of screaming instead of a moment of silence. I'm still laughing Ashie62 Jun 30 2009 06:34 AM Bejamin Grimm responding to Edgy in the World of Pain thread that Delgado was watching BP pitches go by but not swinging to work on his timing At least he's ready to be intentionally walked. Too funny! Edgy DC Jun 30 2009 07:34 AM I like waiting until the end of the month to review the bullets. But I had only stored one this month. "Iasseen better umps." --- LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr on a night of blown calls by umpire Dan Iassogna, June 11, 2009 Farmer Ted Jun 30 2009 09:55 AM I love this quote. "The best things in life are free or $19.95" --Billy Mays Farmer Ted Jul 01 2009 02:34 PM From the Headless, Obese and Sexy thread in the non-baseball forum: Being so large, I might get a neck down shot posted on the internet. I better iron a nice crease in my jeans so I look good? --Kong Iced coffee just came out of my nose on that one, bastard. Edgy DC Jul 01 2009 02:39 PM I know. He's hot It's Jim Duquette place, he's flippin' burgers there now. --- Kong76 on the rumored presence of an establishment named "Duke's" on the Citifield concourse. Farmer Ted Jul 01 2009 02:46 PM Kong's on a roll. Centerfield Jul 02 2009 07:23 AM Greg, on rumors of a team meeting based on the fact that the clubhouse remained closed longer than usual. Given the way they've been playing, they probably accidentally locked themselves in. HahnSolo Jul 05 2009 05:56 AM Any posts in the thread about my wife get a bullet of cool from me. But I did notice this one from FMan in the trades thread that floors me each time I read it: Elijah Dukes sent down by the Nats to their local AAA affiliate here in Syracuse, to make room for Morgan to play. In other news, my home insurance premiums just doubled.
