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  1. Fman99
    Why do you have to fight, why can't you GET ALONG? WHY DO I HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS, I'M TRYING TO DO MY HOMEWORK HERE!
  2. Fman99
    You keep talking to me like that and I'll make you suck my ass! (Editor's note: Meant as insult, not pillow talk.)
  3. Fman99
    Mets � Willets Point wrote: A letter from 1898 - either part of a campaign by baseball to stop players from using foul language or a parody of that campaign by the players themselves - contains an interesting collection of salty words including the earliest known appearances in print of the word "cock-sucker" and the phrase "go fuck yourself." I think we shared this one before and it led to much of the best salty language appearing in baseball threads for weeks afterwards.
  4. Fman99
    Seriously, though, have the Mets ever gotten less on an investment of this size than Bay has delivered thus far? Kevin Appier was a $40 million toilet, he comes to mind, but still, that's less than 2/3 what Bay will make. Same with Ollie at 3/36...
  5. Fman99
    Batting .197 this spring, with no RBI's. NONE. Jesus H. Tap Dancing Fucking Christ, that's bad.
  6. Fman99
    I watched the game... progress on CBS gameday ticker. Not the same. Fuck Bud Selig in his tele-hole.
  7. Fman99
    Thanks, that was a good read.
  8. Fman99
    123-39. Win every fucking thing. BOOK IT.
  9. Fman99
    I conflate him with the Mets reliever who got caught doing bong hits in spring training. Grant Roberts maybe?
  10. Fman99
    John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Fman99 wrote: Playing fantasy baseball/football keeps you plugged in to who is where. At least in my case it does. you're playing? Only in leagues that don't take 15 hours to draft. So sorry.
  11. Fman99
    Playing fantasy baseball/football keeps you plugged in to who is where. At least in my case it does.
  12. Fman99
    They should give him the old "left at the mall" treatment, like rotten parents do to their kids with disabilities.
  13. Fman99
    .285, 28 HR, 95 RBI, improves on defense, settles in with Ike as a nice 4-5 combo in the lineup behind Sugarpants and in front of Bay.
  14. Fman99
    Wow, I read "6:10 AM" and my first thought was "stay home, call in sick, watch baseball and eat omelettes." My 2nd thought involved that exact plan plus also alcohol.
  15. Fman99
    I bailed. Too slow, too painful. Good luck all.
  16. Fman99
    John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Marlins pitcher Ryan Webb (son of Hank) with his girl Lauren and the 10-pound bass she caught. I like a girl who can handle a fish.
  17. Fman99
    Hey is this league NL only or AL/NL?
  18. Fman99
    I detest the DH. It's the biggest travesty in sports. If you can't operate a glove, get off the field, turn in your uniform and go the fuck home.
  19. Fman99
    Come back, Big Al. We need you.
  20. Fman99
    Mike Kerwick wrote: David Wright said he has small tear in his rectus abdominus. I had a girlfriend in college that let me tear into her rectus. She was a wild one. Wait, what?
  21. Fman99
    LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: Edgy DC wrote: I haven't quite figured out how scrapbooking emerged as a lifestyle choice. Scrapbooking? What about "couponing?" (Or, for that matter, "extreme couponing?") You have to watch the extreme couponing show and see these women. They are creaming themselves in the aisle during the checkout process. It'd be easier if they just bought dildos. Using coupons.
  22. Fman99
    Black bridesmaid dresses, how Goth. I predict that they spend a lot of time sleeping with men that disgust them while listening to Nick Cave albums.
  23. Fman99
    27-2, 0.51 ERA, 390 K's, wins the Cy Young and humps Jason Pridie's wife.
  24. Fman99
    Continues to serve on the Millenium Falcon as copilot.
  25. Fman99
    I would think Joba's goal is to keep his mother out of the Police Beat.
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