His newfound ability to recognize and spit on the slider away has been a delight. The fact that the chasing-the-slider-away virus has transferred to Mark Vientos and largely consumed him only partially dampens that joy.
It seems to be against some latter-day rule to seriously try a guy in the rotation once he has opened the season as a reliever, but Huascar should be given a chance Huastart when an opening occurs.
Keith doesn't remember what a square root is, doesn't care, and is kind of angry that he was ever taught it in the first place. Hanging out at Mar-a-Lago can really fuck you up in the head.
It happens. Just please don't use that as a pre-text to deport him. José Valentín is from Puerto Rico, and also should be safe from deportation, but who the fuck knows?