Edgy MD

I'm Met #1,002. I'm Juan Uribe. [fimg=500:3gdnnllx]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/screen-shot-2015-07-25-at-9-22-40-pm.png[/fimg:3gdnnllx]

We need to launch the Uribe Missile.

Same fans are just as prone to saying that he was clearly brought up too late if he performs. Hindsight is the superpower of all mook fans.

Double-digit runs is nice, but that doesn't mean you can railroad Plawecki, umpo.

Mark Johnson was alright. Pulled a home run back in that MoFo Picnic game. [fimg=250:3766ic60]http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/678400/5.jpg[/fimg:3766ic60] [fimg=250:3766ic60]http://cache4.asset-cache.net/gc/73562699-outfielder-ben-johnson-of-the-new-york-mets-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=GkZZ8bf5zL1ZiijUmxa7Qe1reRaHbkln02RBThJCz2v5wNDxML8OVeR49UICF7kD[/fimg:3766ic60] [fimg=250:3766ic60]http://img.comc.com/i/Baseball/1992/Upper-Deck-Factory-Set-Gold-Hologram/256/Howard-Johnson.jpg?id=3372aa31-0cf9-4ad0-8063-178958bdb59b&size=original[/fimg:3766ic60] [fimg=250:3766ic60]http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q258/costello_07/Stubbys%20Scans/BJohnson67YB.jpg[/fimg:3766ic60] [fimg=250:3766ic60]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n63/simarc/1960s/1969Mets/Bob_Johnson-1969_zpsfb27e94f.jpg[/fimg:3766ic60] [fimg=250:3766ic60]http://www.tradingcarddb.com/Images/Cards/Baseball/828/828-513Fr.jpg[/fimg:3766ic60] [fimg=250:3766ic60]http://www.tradingcarddb.com/Images/Cards/Baseball/62135/62135-15Fr.jpg[/fimg:3766ic60] One player and three coaches remain.

Sandy is a genius. A genius and magician.

Puttting the shift on Conforto, I think, is about trying to get in his head and distract him going into tomorrow. Needs work, Mattingly!

Something's terribly wrong with SNY. They're showing porn.

The thing you need to try and understand about Harvey is that he's the magic man.

Nieuwenhuis, at this rate, may just get above .200 soon � which seemed well out of reach at the time of his recall.

Kelly Johnson is right about Kelly Johnson being right.

I feel like the down-and-in slider is the same pitch Rollins keeps getting them on. Maybe we need a new scouting report on the old guy.

Mebbe not.

Is this good Harvey?

Frayed Knot wrote: Frayed Knot wrote: and that's some authentic frontier gibberish! Bob Can we get a little more? The judges are asking. OK, there was one Bob Johnson and then there was the other Bob Johnson It's like playing by the rules isn't in his DNA, folks! Rockin' Doc wrote: Lance Johnson. If only we had a fast outfielder that could hit and get on base with regularity on the current team. Rockin' Doc gives us news plus editorial. [fimg=250]http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/678400/5.jpg[/fimg] [fimg=250]http://cache4.asset-cache.net/gc/73562699-outfielder-ben-johnson-of-the-new-york-mets-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=GkZZ8bf5zL1ZiijUmxa7Qe1reRaHbkln02RBThJCz2v5wNDxML8OVeR49UICF7kD[/fimg] [fimg=250]http://img.comc.com/i/Baseball/1992/Upper-Deck-Factory-Set-Gold-Hologram/256/Howard-Johnson.jpg?id=3372aa31-0cf9-4ad0-8063-178958bdb59b&size=original[/fimg] [fimg=250]http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q258/costello_07/Stubbys%20Scans/BJohnson67YB.jpg[/fimg] [fimg=250]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n63/simarc/1960s/1969Mets/Bob_Johnson-1969_zpsfb27e94f.jpg[/fimg] [fimg=250]http://www.tradingcarddb.com/Images/Cards/Baseball/828/828-513Fr.jpg[/fimg]

Frayed Knot wrote: Frayed Knot wrote: and that's some authentic frontier gibberish! Bob Can we get a little more? The judges are asking. OK, there was one Bob Johnson and then there was the other Bob Johnson It's like playing by the rules isn't in his DNA, folks! [fimg=250]http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/678400/5.jpg[/fimg] [fimg=250]http://cache4.asset-cache.net/gc/73562699-outfielder-ben-johnson-of-the-new-york-mets-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=GkZZ8bf5zL1ZiijUmxa7Qe1reRaHbkln02RBThJCz2v5wNDxML8OVeR49UICF7kD[/fimg] [fimg=250]http://img.comc.com/i/Baseball/1992/Upper-Deck-Factory-Set-Gold-Hologram/256/Howard-Johnson.jpg?id=3372aa31-0cf9-4ad0-8063-178958bdb59b&size=original[/fimg] [fimg=250]http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q258/costello_07/Stubbys%20Scans/BJohnson67YB.jpg[/fimg] [fimg=250]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n63/simarc/1960s/1969Mets/Bob_Johnson-1969_zpsfb27e94f.jpg[/fimg] [fimg=250]http://www.tradingcarddb.com/Images/Cards/Baseball/828/828-513Fr.jpg[/fimg]

Gary: I was saying, the old cliche is you're taking a round bat and trying hit the ball square... . And that's the last out and the Mets go to break up 4-0. Keith: Cylindrical bat. In two words, there's Hernandez at his best and worst simultaneously right there.

Hardest-hit hit was the one Tejada served into right center. The hardest ball was Duda's lineout. And again, if he bunted, the runner could have jogged home.

Granderson, rf Tejada, ss Murphy, 3b Johnson, 2b Duda, 1b Conforto, lf Niewenhuis, cf Plawecki, c Harvey, p

Yeah, Turner got a lot of extra-base hits against the Mets. He still looks like a mythical woodlands creature.

Frayed Knot wrote: and that's some authentic frontier gibberish! Bob Can we get a little more? The judges are asking. John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: I wrote about this earlier today! I'm out... I'm nothing if not obvious. Davey! Michigan Johnson is right about Davey Johnson being right. [fimg=250]http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/678400/5.jpg[/fimg] Ben That's the spirit! [fimg=250]http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/678400/5.jpg[/fimg] [fimg=250]http://cache4.asset-cache.net/gc/73562699-outfielder-ben-johnson-of-the-new-york-mets-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=GkZZ8bf5zL1ZiijUmxa7Qe1reRaHbkln02RBThJCz2v5wNDxML8OVeR49UICF7kD[/fimg] Mybig... er, I mean Haji Sheikh (aka HoJo)... I'm intrigued! HoJo qualifies as a player and a coach. A lefty and a righty. An infielder and an outfielder. [fimg=250]http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/678400/5.jpg[/fimg] [fimg=250]http://cache4.asset-cache.net/gc/73562699-outfielder-ben-johnson-of-the-new-york-mets-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=GkZZ8bf5zL1ZiijUmxa7Qe1reRaHbkln02RBThJCz2v5wNDxML8OVeR49UICF7kD[/fimg] [fimg=250]http://img.comc.com/i/Baseball/1992/Upper-Deck-Factory-Set-Gold-Hologram/256/Howard-Johnson.jpg?id=3372aa31-0cf9-4ad0-8063-178958bdb59b&size=original[/fimg]John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: I wrote about this earlier today! I'm out... I must disqualify myself because I read this. That's what you get for reading.

Kelly Johnson, if he takes the field as expected, will be the eleventh uniformed Met Johnson in Met history, counting coaches and managers. Name the other ten. One at a time. No double posting.

Maybe a day too late on this one, but enjoy your time off Jon Niese. His vacation is scheduled to go three days, but I'd love to see Verrett sneak in a start. Strange that we've suddenly gone from the ever-controversial six starters to four. 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It's been a while since they've had a guy quite as old school as Juan Uribe. Lumpy ass. Gooey midsection. Way too much tobacco. And little goatee to catch the juice in. Not pretty on hi-def, but whatever. He's a tough guy with a fast bat. A really useful guy to a good team. But only a not-so-good team would be looking to play him every day. Which one are we remains to be seen.

Yeah, it's a big part of a manager's job. Terry is managing from his heels.