No, I was just celebrating the strange delight that Gary Oldman, who once played the subversive ectomorph Sid Vicious, has now, later in his career, been called to play the establishment endomorph Sir Winston Churchill, alternately undermining and saving all that is good about the British nation and her character. It's a great vehicle for Oldman's performance, but beyond that, it feels flat and dishonest. It's interesting to see Churchill struggling with self-doubt, as it certainly makes him more relatable, but by almost all historical accounts, the guy was the very embodiment of resolve. And the climatic journey aboard the London underground seems so cinematically perfect that it has to be untrue, and it isn't. It's also a war movie without a war.