Edgy MD

Actually, that may be something like a Seaver signature. As close to his as Glavine's anyhow.

Perhaps the magic of the algoriddums have caught up with you as they've caught up with me. Perhaps a certain Chinese knockoff shop has learned that, hey, you're a dude of a certain age. You like your Mets and you like your Beatles, so somewhere in the social media world they pushed this https://americandayshirt.com/hkw1?fbclid=IwAR16kAlijHJ7kFVo3AL7DRjgJUaQBBq49Eh4NIF-4PPwFe6UpCVtAHs6TKUunauthorized piece of shit at you. [fimg=650]https://assets.viralstyle.com/campaigns/1f0d0fd6-fb92-61f4-5de6-f7d25db31764/eO8GDm-Qk6e2Ew-Dv6pPGO-front-large.jpg[/fimg] OH, where to begin?! 1) The shadows go in four different directions. 2) Way to represent the Mets with four Caucasians. Go hard after that #MAGA demographic, my Chinese friends! 3) Jacob deGrom is wearing football sox, for some reason. 4) Jake's name has a capital D. Wha? 5) Keith is in long, loose-fitting trousers, that are not only uncharacteristic of his time, but still manage to betray a more muscular lower half than he was ever known to have, at least in his Mets days. And then the serious shit. 6) Tom Fuckin' Seaver is a left-fucking-hander? 7) Tom Fuckin' Seaver has a solid white uniform with a solid blue line up the seam? 8) Tom Fuckin' Seaver has a much more ectomorphic body type than he was ever known to sport on a baseball field? Where are those thunderthighs? WHERE'S THE ASS?!! 9) Tom Fuckin' Seaver has ... holy shit! Is that Tom Glavine's signature?! 10) Tom Fuckin' Seaver has ... holy shit! Is that TOM FUCKIN' GLAVINE?!!!

Fibble.

Also ... Conforto doesn't stay in the game?

I love SR-F as much as the next guy, but yeah, he's certainly not my first choice. (Unless bmfc is the next guy.)

The double walkoff on 7/31/83 was the double-header featuring Jesse Orosco winning both ends.

Wow. I was wondering if Guillorme might try for the super-rare two-base tag-up there.

Amazin' that Girardi even left Bohm in there.

Hmmm ... my ass!

McKinney for Pillar. Hmmm ...

It got quiet in here. Good to have company. Mets have Pillar, Guillorme, Almora, Mazeika, Peterson due up. Conforto, McSkinny, McCann, Peraza, and Blankenhorn available off the bench.

And there it goeth.

Shmeterson seems to have found his confidence.

Isn't any hit to Bohm a butcher boy play? OHHHHH!

Last night, I was wondering who Gary was watching as a minor league Braves announcer. My first guess was Ron Gant, and he confirms that tonight.

Bohm can really be a big old baby.

Francisco Alvarez back in the lineup tonight. Has a walk, a run scored, and an RBI, midway through the sixth.

Man, Peterson looked like the worst bunter since Pedro Martinez for his first two attempts, and then he gets a perfect one down on his last try.

Keith doesn't have a GPS?

And on that cue, we get a story of Keith's misadventures getting to the park.

I always find it odd when they change the booth alignment in Game Two of a doubleheader. If Keith was showing up for work today, you might as well use him both games and give him a full day off on another day. Here he is showing up for Game Two of the doubleheader like he's a backup catcher.

Hey, Keith, you held on Joaquin Andujar.

Frayed Knot wrote: Edgy MD wrote: Seemed like a silly play to burn a challenge on. The only thing that makes that look like anything but a clean catch is wishful thinking. It was a crew review, not a NYM challenge. Solly. I had the sound off at the time.

Rafael Marchan is listed at 5'9" and looks about three or four inches shorter.

Seemed like a silly play to burn a challenge on. The only thing that makes that look like anything but a clean catch is wishful thinking. Cutch is like Ralph Malph. He's still got it.