And I have no logical explanation for any of those quirks. I mean this has been going on for 8 years now against all assortment of pitchers, for and against various managers, and in three different stadiums. I keep thinking it's got to logically begin to revert to his overall norms but it never does. ABs/HR vs Mets = 11.5 ABs/HR vs non Mets = 20.0 It's like a Seinfeldian conundrum; not only do fans root for laundry, but Par Burrell hits off of laundry.