="Valadius"]ESPN basically saying that Andruw Jones got fat in the offseason. GOT fat? Hell, they could have said that on opening Day 2003 !! - Fukudone did have a bit of that 'my bat's too hot to handle' on his HR ... Great debut, except they're still the Cubs! - That Gagne signing not looking too good early on huh? Him & Wood basically played trading suck. - Sabathia's not getting the huge deal he thinks (OK, he probably will anyway) if he keeps blowing 7-run leads he's been handed. seriously, I just used a racist word when I really meant "Guardians" won anyway, but that's a bad job. You just can't be doing that Mikey - You wouldn't expect Verlander to cough up his lead either against the Royals. Eh, shit happens. - I like to think the Yankee final OD rainout is karmic payback for thinking that Reggie is the appropriate one to throw out the ceremonial 1st pitch.