JUNE EDITION Rant of the Month Seawolf: IT'S NOT JOE FUCKING TORRE. It's the Dodgers, it's the first weekend of the summer, it's a million things. You see Joe Fucking Torre shirts in the crowd? Yankee hats? NO. You see Mets hats, and Keith Fucking Hernandez shirts, and Russ Martin shirts for the Dodger fans, and Ricky Fucking Otero shirts (Yes, I saw one yesterday afternoon). Those are Mets fans, Joe & joe. Mets fans. I know ... stunning! Mets fans?!? In New York?!? But this is Yankee Country! These must all be Joe Torre fans! It has nothing at all to do with the last year of the ballpark, or Johan Santana pitching, or the fact that the team has won 4 of 5, or because we all have man-curshes on David Wright. It's all Joe Fucking Torre. When's the Schnitzelgruben vendor coming by? Vic Sage: The gray monolithic-type design of the new Yankee Stadium recalls the Nuremburg rallies. A sort of art deco-fascist motif ... the sort of place you could imagine hosting a great big book burning. Whatever one may thing of the faux nostalgia of the new CitiField, at least it doesn't make one feel like goose stepping. The Safety First award MFS'62: You may be thinking it's not safe to go boating alone ...but those of us who remember Lynda Carter know that she was fully equipped with a magnificent set of flotation devices Can't anyone here play this game - in ANY season? GfaFiF: Richard Todd was going to come [to Shea's Jet Appreciation Day] but he was intercepted on the way Clutch gifts that keep on giving Met Irish: Jeter has things that simple stats can't measure, like herpes