ATNTMTM = All the News that Matters to Me aka: a general round-up of semi-interesting shit that's going on. * BoSox won six straight to crawl back to .500 before losing this afternoon. All this started the day following that debacle against the Yanx. The thing is they pretty much have to take advantage now during this relatively weak spot in their schedule. They just fattened up on the Twins & ChiSox and have Oakland, Baltimore, KC, Cleveland & Seattle coming up before things turn messy again. Crawford's going to miss at least half the season, Ellsbury is nowhere near coming back, and their pitching is still a mess. But if they kick ass now, who knows, maybe they can get to 85 wins by early September after 4-10 just like they did last year. Then they can worry about not collapsing down the stretch. * I don't want to say that the Pirates have decent pitching coupled with pathetic hitting, but when they lost to the Braves Friday night 6-1 in what was their 19th game of the season, it was the first game of the season for them where [u:1fdgs3tb]either team notched over five runs[/u:1fdgs3tb]. They've since started a new streak by winning 4-2 on Saturday then losing 4-3 today. * It's not just Pujols He's obviously the most notable guy with 0 HRs so far this season. Other noted power hitters wearing the bagel are Giancarlo Stanton, Mark Reynolds & Alphonso Soriano, while the likes of Robinson Cano & Joey Votto have 1 each. * Now that the Angels have released Bobby Abreu do you suppose Arte Moreno and his mgmt are starting to evaluate just how much cash they've thrown at OFers either thru FA or acquiring other teams' expensive contracts? ... Abreu, Gary Mathews Jr., Vernon Wells, Torii Hunter. Man, that's been an expensive decade of mostly mediocrity (or worse). * Every time I tune into the middle of a Nats game it's either 0-0 or 1-0 Their last four games have consisted of 17 runs scored - both teams combined! And most of those were late in the game. Their starters' ERA is around 1.70; the BAA in the .180s; WHiP is under .90 * No Carpenter, no Pujols, a shitty Adam Wainwright, a slow start from both Holliday & Berkman - and yet the Cardinals leading the NL in both Runs Scored/Game and fewest Runs Allowed/Game It's like every year whatever shit they throw out there suddenly catches fire. * Paul Konerko now has over 400 career HRs. I wouldn't have known that. 394 of those are with the White Sox where he went in 1999 (in a trade for Mike Cameron). HIs arrival there essentially pushed Frank Thomas into full time DH duty. Thomas had arrived in 1990 and he hit 448 of his 521 HRs for the ChiSox. Then when Thomas left they picked up Jim Thome and he over-lapped with Konerko and produced 148 of his HRs for Chicago from that same 1B/DH spot. That's a lot of fucking HRs (990) from essentially 1-1/2 positions on the field in just over a 20-year span. I mean to get back before that trio at 1st the last regular guy you find is freakin' Dan Pasqua