Couple of notes and oddities from last night's East-v-East showdowns (in addition to Francoeur pitching) - Orioles hitting 8 HRs was bad enough, but it could have been even worse for the Phils had 5 of those HRs not come leading off an inning. Baltimore leadoff man Manny Machado led off the 1st with a HR, and then did the same in the 2nd! I think it was probably right around then that Sandberg & co realized that, like Terry Malloy, it wasn't going to be their night. Phils starting pitcher Jerome Williams, who gave up 6 in the 1st, was pulled mid-batter in a 2-out/2-strike situation when his 2nd consecutive wild pitch allowed the 5th & 6th runs of the inning to score. - The Yanx ass-whoopin' was made even more fun when you realized that the starting pitchers for the night were traded for each other over the winter. I think it's safe to say that the ex-NYY/current Marlin David Phelps [7 IP, 2 R, 6 Hits] out-pitched ex-Marlin/current MFY Nathan Eovaldi [2/3 IP, 8 runs, 9 hits] That bottom of the 1st wasn't baseball, it was pure porn. - You know it's not a pitchers' night when Tampa's Alex Colome's 6 runs on 7 hits over 2 IP is only the 3rd worst pitching line of the night. Sounds like, instead of Colome, the Rays should have opted for a hurler from 'Column B' instead. Infielders Jake Elmore and Nick Franklin pitched the 8th & 9th for TB: 3 runs on 6 hits combined. I guess Elmore had reached his pitch limit. - BoSox 2B Brad Holt hit for the cycle vs Atlanta getting the triple in his final AB - making him one of the rare guys who, after one of the dumber expressions used by announcers is uttered: 'Hey he's just a triple shy of a cycle!', actually goes out a gets the triple.