Rodriguez can't do a damn thing right.... ]A-Rod's just a fool for the city February 7, 2007 Alex Rodriguez's not-so-excellent adventure in the big city yesterday began hours before a chaotic visit to a Barnes & Noble in early afternoon. First, his scheduled appearance on NBC's "Today" show was canceled because of a disagreement over whether there would be limits on questions Matt Lauer could ask, a violation of NBC News policy. It was not clear what questions were to be off limits, and a representative of Rodriguez did not return phone messages last night to explain. But earlier in the day, a member of Rodriguez's camp said simply that things "didn't work out." With "Today" off the itinerary, Rodriguez went on to less news-oriented shows as he plugged his new children's book. At both "Live With Regis and Kelly" and "Martha," he guaranteed great things for the Bronx Bombers in 2007. "Bring back the championship," Regis Philbin said. "We will," Rodriguez answered. About an hour later, he was chatting on another chummy morning-show set with Martha Stewart. "Please bring us back a pennant!" she said. "We will; we will," he answered. Well, there you have it. Later, there would be that contentious bookstore visit that featured reporters clashing with cops and PR officials, then scheduled appearances on CNN and at another book signing in New Jersey. A-Rod, though, never was more in his element than among friendly morning hosts not inclined to bring up overthrowing first basemen. Well, come to think of it, Stewart did inadvertently broach that subject. After Rodriguez admitted he prefers shortstop to third base, which he called a greater challenge, Stewart said, "You can really screw up third base a lot." Said A-Rod: "You can also make a lot of nice plays." Stewart ignored him and plowed on: "You miss that one, boy, and you're in big trouble." Awkward. But hilarious. Mostly, A-Rod was A-Rod, smooth, cheerful and dapper in a sports jacket, jeans and un-tucked shirt. He did tell Stewart what he called a "funny story" about vomiting at 1:30 a.m. Monday after eating too much at his Super Bowl party. But other than that, the real show was the star-struck hosts. First, Philbin and Kelly Ripa beamed as Rodriguez spoke of his love for New York and said he'd like to finish his career here. "That's great," Philbin said. "We'd love to have you here, Alex." Things were daffier on "Martha," another syndicated show aimed largely at female viewers. Stewart called Rodriguez a "hero of the city" and "a lovely guy." He said to her, "You look beautiful," then to the audience added, "Isn't she pretty?" causing her to giggle like a middle-schooler. Later, Stewart cited Rodriguez's $252-million contract and gushed, "None of us -- none of us! -- thought that was too much. We all love the idea. None of us said, 'Oh, he's not worth it.' We all thought you were worth it." She did not appear to be kidding. Later, an audience member asked which three Yankees, past or present, she'd most like to cook for. She named A-Rod and Mickey Mantle second and third, respectively. The first name out of her mouth: Derek Jeter. A-Rod smiled. http://www.newsday.com/sports/columnists/ny-spbest075083904feb07,0,6324927.column?coll=ny-sports-columnists