G-Fafif

R.A., please hit Rollins. Just to take our frustrations out on an appropriate party.

All participants in this game now officially suck.

Well that starts with an F.

6:35 to blow that call.

Note to fan who tried to catch a ball while it was still on the other side of the wall -- don't be a fucking idiot next time.

First major league triple, however. The extra base likely a consolation prize. BTW, that call was fucking blown. Insert off-color rejoinder regarding what the umpires were doing to each other that it took them so long.

Hessman reluctantly clings to the 69 Mets with one Met home run list.

Not so fast, Bucketheads.

Howie confessed he doesn't know from all the different food stands at Citi Field and then noted he just saw two of the biggest ribs he's ever seen in his life. Somebody should take Howie to Blue Smoke, if just so he knows his surroundings. He also, the other day, complimented Joe Posnanski's article on Stan Musial in Sports Illustrated but had trouble spitting out the name Joe Posnanski as if it was the first time he'd heard of him. JP not the most famous of scribes, perhaps, but well known to those who read about baseball online. Howie Rose: a great Met voice but perhaps a little set in his ways.

Mike Hessman would like to leave the list of 69 Mets who have homered once and only once as Mets.

It's a family affair, according to the Snooze: K-Rod is out at home - and he's not welcome at Citi Field either. Hot-headed Mets hurler Francisco Rodriguez was suspended without pay for two games and barred from his Long Island home Thursday after the brutal beatdown of his father-in-law. The one-sided fight began when Carlos Pe�a challenged Rodriguez's manhood and insulted his mother after the crazed closer began shouting about the latest Mets loss, police sources told the Daily News. "Stop acting like a baby," one source quoted Pe�a as telling the volatile Rodriguez inside a Citi Field lounge designated for players' families. "Man up, and play better." K-Rod's mother told Pe�a to keep his mouth shut, prompting a screaming match in Spanish between the pair, the source said. "You can't talk to my mami that way!" Rodriguez shouted before landing the first of many punches in the Wednesday night mismatch. The 6-feet, 195-pound hard-throwing righty pinned the defenseless Pe�a against a wall outside the Mets' clubhouse while raining blows on his head and face, prosecutors said. Stadium security, after hearing the 53-year-old's howls, yanked the four-time All-Star away, officials said. The beating occurred in full view of Pe�a's common-law wife, along with the children and girlfriends of other players. K-Rod left the ballpark in his white Lamborghini, returning 15 minutes later - only after a Mets employee reached him by cell phone. "He slapped his father-in-law around and then bolted," a police source said. "People were shouting after him, 'Hey, you can't leave,' but he got in his car and left...Dumb on and off the field, I guess."

Fman99 wrote: I continue to blame LaRussa and Eckersley for the 9th inning, three out "closer." Most of these guys couldn't carry Rollie Fingers' jock. Actually, it's pretty easy to carry Rollie Fingers' jock, as I understand it comes equipped with handlebars.

Edgy DC wrote: I never understand folks dropping three figures on a replica jersey of a big acquisition who hasn't done anything for their team yet. I agree -- Graiffen's been nothing but a bust.

HahnSolo wrote: Frayed Knot wrote: * Heard a call from a MFY on late-night talk radio yesterday wondering about why they got "this Bergman guy" who "can't hit at all". It was clear the caller had no clue as to who he was or his lengthy resume with Houston. Just some new guy off the scrap heap as far as he knew. On the way home from work yesterday I put on FAN. I was only half-listening to Francesa drone on about the game. Then he starts talking about "Bergman"...he mentions the name about a half dozen times, and I'm thinking it's some shlub they must have called up from the minors before I realize he's talking about Lance Berkman. So it's not just the callers. MF just referred to Misch as "Lisch".

OMG, it's a potential winning streak!

TransMonk wrote: Benjamin Grimm wrote: Chipper Jones tore a something-or-other in his leg, and his season, and perhaps his career, may be over. ACL. I feel for the dude. Most likely an abrupt ending to a Hall of Fame career. Terrible news for him physically, but if it saves him the formality of retiring, he can stay on the DL next year and keep getting paid.

dgwphotography wrote: Let me get this straight - they couldn't align the bullpens correctly at first, but they made sure they had a holding cell in the stadium? I wonder if there's any angle at all from which security can see the entire holding cell, or if a little bit of it cuts off no matter where you're stationed.

Santana 6.0 Reyes 2.0 Beltran 1.0 Martinez 0.5 Pagan 0.5

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: G-Fafif wrote: The footage of the car whisking Rodriguez from Citi Field to court looked like an outtake from one of Wright's Lincoln commercials. Not Ford? Jail time is a pretty effective way to get Edge. The game has officially been changed.

What a way to celebrate the 130th anniversary of the birth of New York's first great National League ace.