The Mets were going nowhere when they signed Glavine, though to his credit (which I acknowledge through clenched teeth), he helped get them somewhere before utterly imploding (both he and them). The extravaganza celebrating his 300th win (the buildup as well as the gala they held for him when they got back to Shea) could have been billed as Cognitive Dissonance Day, complete with the DiamondVision blaring extended congrats from such Mets fan favorites as John Smoltz, Leo Mazzone and Bobby Cox. Glavine taking the mic and telling the fans, in so many words, "you didn't like me and I didn't like you," was, quite honestly, the moment I liked him best. As for Gary Sheffield's 500th home run, you can still go to mets.com and wear a piece of history from that momentous occasion. I rather enjoyed watching Lenny Harris achieve his all-time pinch-hit record as a Met despite many of those safeties being collected in a slew of other uniforms.