An appetite-whetting excerpt from Devin Gordon's forthcoming So Many Ways to Lose, seemingly a sympathetic iteration of Chico Escuela's Bad Stuff ‘Bout the Mets. So there they were, Mike Piazza and Roger Clemens, 11 years after the Incident at the Subway Series between the Mets and the Yankees in 2000, infamous nemeses now settling into easy breezy retirement, wedged next to each other on a pair of folding chairs at Michael Jordan's celebrity golf tournament in Las Vegas, live on a talk-radio show, hot mics in front of them. Together again, at last. The key chapters of that whole saga—Piazza's repeatedly owning Clemens at the plate; Clemens's responding like a big, fat psycho baby with a fastball to Piazza's skull, knocking him out with a concussion; then Game 2 of the World Series, the showdown in front of the whole world, the shattered bat, the jagged shard that Clemens may or may not have slung in anger at Piazza, the benches emptying, the near brawl—none of it ever got resolved with a peace accord.They never hashed it out years later, they never put it behind them and they never will. Mike Piazza and Roger Clemens and the broken bat during the Subway Series will connect them forever. So much has changed in New York since then. George Steinbrenner is dead, and so is one of his sons. The Mets—the Mets!—now have the richest owner in baseball, the second coming of Tom Seaver in their rotation, a home run king at first base and Francisco Lindor—Francisco Lindor!—playing shortstop. It's been so long since the Yankees have been to the World Series that they have to ask Mets fans what it feels like. As a lifelong Mets fan myself, though, I can assure that on a genetic level, nothing has changed. Steve Cohen (estimated worth: $12 billion) could buy the Yankees (estimated worth: $8 billion) and make them rent out Yankee Stadium, and they'd still be the Evil Empire. Meanwhile, if we've learned nothing else from the Mets this offseason, it's that they'll always be the Mets. Piazza and Clemens were two of the greatest ever to play their positions, but in retirement their legacies have gone in opposite directions. Piazza can seemingly do no wrong with Mets fans, no matter what he tries, and in 2016, on his fourth attempt, he got elected into the Hall of Fame with 83% of the vote. Clemens, on the other hand, has become the Lance Armstrong of baseball, another straight-shootin' Texan brought low by a cheating scandal, and now Yankees fans talk about him as though he's just a guy they used to work with for a while. Put “Piazza” and “Clemens” in the same sentence, though, and two decades later, every baseball fan of a certain age starts downloading the same video clip in our heads. Until that afternoon in Las Vegas, they had been forced to interact only once, at the 2004 All-Star Game, when Clemens was in the NL with the Astros and Piazza had to catch him for an inning. “That was awkward,” Piazza says now. He's a funny guy, dry and forthright. That night at the All-Star Game, Clemens got shelled, giving up six runs, five hits and two homers, which was magnificent, but it also made things even more awkward. “I think maybe he was feeling the same thing,” Piazza says. “I think we just didn't know what to say.” Before the game, one reporter had asked Piazza whether he and Clemens were kosher enough to do their jobs together, should the circumstances require it. Sure, Piazza said. He could've left it at that, but he couldn't resist sneaking in a quick joke: “I don't know if we're gonna be playing golf anytime soon.” Seven years later, here they were, playing golf together. Not together together. They weren't playing partners, but they were at the same tournament. They were playing in the same place at the same time. After Piazza finished his round, a local sports-talk producer from an ESPN drive-time show called Gridlocked buttonholed him and asked whether he'd sit down for a quick interview. Sure, Piazza said. It was a charity event, after all. https://www.si.com/mlb/2021/03/05/piazza-clemens-and-the-broken-bat-daily-coverhttps://www.si.com/mlb/2021/03/05/piazza-clemens-and-the-broken-bat-daily-cover