This was in The Daily News this morning. In some parts, it reads as if it were written by an 11-year-old. Here's a blast from the past - an excerpt of the Daily News' three-star review of the original "King Kong," reprinted from March 1933. BY IRENE THIRER 'King Kong," as spectacular a bolt of celluloid as has thrilled movie audiences in a couple of sophisticated seasons, is the product of a number of vivid imaginations. The late Edgar Wallace and Merian C. Cooper conceived the idea. James Creelman and Ruth Rose elaborated on it in the screen treatment. Ernest B. Schoedsack, who always works with Cooper on adventure films, contributed suggestions. And David O. Selznick, as executive producer, spoke his say. Yesterday's crowded houses at Radio City were held thoroughly engrossed. No hysterical screams were heard, however. The folks took "King Kong" good-naturedly. They often guffawed with sheer delight at the exciting, preposterous situations. And yet we've got to admit there's a tenseness about "King Kong" which defies you to glance away from the screen. The human cast takes direction well. But the chief role is essayed by the 65-foot prehistoric monster gorilla, constructed by RKO mechanical experts. He's encountered in the forests of a far-off island, worshiped by frenzied, painted natives. The reason Robert Armstrong, Fay Wray and Bruce Cabot come in contact with King Kong is that Armstrong portrays a director renowned for the thrill films he brings back from the jungles of the world. He employs Ann Redman [sic] (Miss Wray) as star of the movie. Driscoll (Cabot) is the first mate on the boat which conveys the cinema party to the island. The savage natives capture Ann and offer her as a golden-haired sacrifice to the great King Kong. He lifts her between two fingers, waves her to and fro, never really harms her, but causes the poor gal to shriek with terror. Don't know how she manages to be as brave as she is. We'd have passed out from dread of the horrible monster! With the aid of gas bombs, the ship's crew dazes Kong, chains him and takes him back to New York to be exhibited. Disaster! King Kong breaks loose! Kong grabs the beauteous Ann and reaches the top of the Empire State Building. You don't for one minute have the feeling that there's anything real about "King Kong," but you're constantly entertained. When you leave Radio City, you know you've had a mighty good time! Photographically, by the way, "King Kong" is super-excellent!