Cholula Sauces presents Find Us a Manager (Rd. 2, Grp. IV)

[Edgy MD]

Hey, you're Sandy F. Alderson. The Nats are out and you're looking forward to rooting for some hot playoff action. The Cubs are dead to you, because they didn't carry René Rivera on their roster. But the Dodgers have Curtis Granderson and Justin Turner, the Astros have Collin and Buzzy McHugh and Carlos Beltran, and the Yankees, well, you can root for massive strikeout totals from Aaron Judge.

But then you remember, 10 more experience managerial candidates left. You're down to 40, Sandy. Focus your Dartmouth-educated, Marine-honed mind.

And pick THREE of these experienced MLB manager dudes.

	Mgr	Age	Team(s)	Yrs	From	To	W	L	W-L %	Ties	G> .500	G	W Pst	L Pstt	W-L% Pst	Best Fin	Wrst Fin	Av Rk	Plyof App	WS Won	Penn Won	ASG	Mets Conn.
[fimg=90]https://d3k2oh6evki4b7.cloudfront.net/req/201709071/images/headshots/8/8c18eefc_manager.jpg[/fimg]	Fredi Gonzalez	53	MIA, ATL	10	2007	2016	710	692	.506	0	18	1402	1	4	.200	1	5	2.8	2	0	0	0
[fimg=90]https://d3k2oh6evki4b7.cloudfront.net/req/201709071/images/headshots/3/37b017b6_davis.jpg[/fimg]	Chip Hale	53	ARI	2	2015	2016	148	176	.457	0	-28	324	0	0		3	4	3.5	0	0	0	0	Third base coach, 2009-2010; interviewed to be manager in 2010-2011 offseason.
[fimg=90]https://d3k2oh6evki4b7.cloudfront.net/req/201709071/images/headshots/e/e0629b8b_davis.jpg[/fimg]	Lee Mazzilli	63	BAL	2	2004	2005	129	140	.480	0	-11	269	0	0		3	4	3.4	0	0	0	0	Mets minor leaguer, 1974-1976; Mets player, 1976-1981, 1986-1989; Mets broadcaster, 2007-2008; son plays in Mets' minor league system, 2013-present.
[fimg=90]https://d3k2oh6evki4b7.cloudfront.net/req/201709071/images/headshots/0/0a3985c3_davis.jpg[/fimg]	Bill Virdon	86	PIT, NYY, HOU, MON	13	1972	1984	995	921	.519	2	74	1918	6	9	.400	1	6	2.9	3	0	0	0	Mets minor leaguer for five games, 1966.
[fimg=90]https://d3k2oh6evki4b7.cloudfront.net/req/201709071/images/headshots/b/b8a4d899_davis.jpg[/fimg]	Sandy Alomar, Jr.	51	CLE	1	2012	2012	3	3	.500	0	0	6	0	0		4	4	4.0	0	0	0	0	Mets player, 2007; Mets catching instructor, 2008-2009.
[fimg=90]https://d3k2oh6evki4b7.cloudfront.net/req/201709071/images/headshots/0/0c6cd3b5_davis.jpg[/fimg]	Cookie Rojas	79	CAL, FLA	2	1988	1996	76	79	.490	0	-3	155	0	0		3	4	4.0	0	0	0	0	Mets third base and infield coach, 1997-2000.
[fimg=90]https://d3k2oh6evki4b7.cloudfront.net/req/201709071/images/headshots/f/f59343f5_davis.jpg[/fimg]	Ozzie Guillén	54	CHW, MIA	9	2004	2012	747	710	.513	0	37	1457	12	4	.750	1	5	2.7	2	1	1	1	Mets turned down a trade for him in the 1986-1987 offseason. Shared a 2012 Sports Illustrated cover with his then Marlin shortstop, José Reyes.
[fimg=90]https://d3k2oh6evki4b7.cloudfront.net/req/201709071/images/headshots/5/5039b8f0_manager.jpg[/fimg]	Ron Washington	65	TEX	8	2007	2014	664	611	.521	0	53	1275	18	16	.529	1	5	2.3	3	0	2	2	Played for AAA Tidewater, 1979.
[fimg=90]https://d3k2oh6evki4b7.cloudfront.net/req/201709071/images/headshots/b/b136e498_davis.jpg[/fimg]	Moose Stubing	80	CAL	1	1988	1988	0	8	.000	0	-8	8	0	0		4	4	4.0	0	0	0	0
[fimg=90]https://d3k2oh6evki4b7.cloudfront.net/req/201709071/images/headshots/b/b6fb42e5_manager.jpg[/fimg]	John Farrell	55	TOR, BOS	7	2011	2017	586	548	.517	0	38	1134	12	11	.522	1	5	3.0	3	1	2	2	From Monmouth Beach, NJ.

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[Lefty Specialist]

Whatever manager we choose, he must wear an iconic wooden cap.

[Edgy MD]

Vote! It's winding down, I promise!

[ashie62]

Sadly, none of the above.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Hale, Alomar, Farrell.

Although that whole media-feud business bodes [sARCASM]SO very well[/sARCASM] for how JF would handle the media in NY.

[Edgy MD]

You say "media feud business," and I hear "UNCAP REAL FLAVOR!"