Terra 28B Floor Sweepers presents: Find Us a Manager (Gp. J)

[Edgy MD]

You're reading a book at a Starbucks. What Happened? It's just depressing you. There's a safe hanging over this woman's head and she can't see it. It's hanging over all of our heads.

Then somebody calls out "Terry!" They have your drink. Half caffeinated. I guess your still Terry. And you've reviewed 154 former managers. Then, last night, you did what you promised you'd never do again. Drunk texting Billy Beane.

"Billlwy, i need a madnager," you digitally slur into Nokia.

"You want me to giftwrap Art Howe for the Mets again?" he sarcastically responds. "Done!"

"Dont' be a dicck. The athletics sucuk too!" you respond, a little louder than expected.

"I haev a list! 154 names. All fwtith MLB edxperience."

"Let me run that through our people. I think we have 172 since Solly Hemus died.

"you have more namecs! send me your nams
e!" you write. Even as you hit send, you know you're coming across as an incoherent incompetent.

"Get to sleep," Billy writes. "I'll have those names for you in the morning. "And Sandy, people love you."

So here you are, sucking coffee down at Startbucks, listening to Lucinda Williams warble, and crossing out all the names on Billy's list you already have. And gradually, a final list start's to emerge. Eighteen names. This is the last batch. You take a swallow and stare.

Which four guys do you call in for an interview.

	Mgr	Age	Team(s)	Yrs	From	To	W	L	W-L%	Ties	G > .500	G	W Post	L Post	W-L% Post	Best Fin	Wrst Fin	Av Rk	Plyof App	WS won	Penn Won	ASG	Mets Connection
[fimg=90]https://d3k2oh6evki4b7.cloudfront.net/req/201709071/images/headshots/3/3823c3e8_manager.jpg[/fimg]	Pat Murphy	59	SDP	1	2015	2015	42	54	.438	0	-12	96	0	0		4	4	4.0	0	0	0	0
[fimg=90]https://d3k2oh6evki4b7.cloudfront.net/req/201709071/images/headshots/1/11865c25_manager.jpg[/fimg]	Mike Redmond	46	MIA	3	2013	2015	155	207	.428	0	-52	362	0	0		4	5	4.4	0	0	0	0
[fimg=90]https://d3k2oh6evki4b7.cloudfront.net/req/201709071/images/headshots/f/f59343f5_davis.jpg[/fimg]	Ozzie Guillén	54	CHW, MIA	9	2004	2012	747	710	.513	0	37	1457	12	4	.750	1	5	2.7	2	1	1	1	Mets turned down a trade for him in the 1986-1987 offseason. Shared a 2012 Sports Illustrated cover with his then Marlin shortstop, José Reyes.
[fimg=90]https://d3k2oh6evki4b7.cloudfront.net/req/201709071/images/headshots/f/f0133738_davis.jpg[/fimg]	Brad Mills	61	HOU	3	2010	2012	171	274	.384	0	-103	445	0	0		4	6	5.3	0	0	0	1
[fimg=90]https://d3k2oh6evki4b7.cloudfront.net/req/201709071/images/headshots/9/9e4bf059_davis.jpg[/fimg]	John Russell	57	PIT	3	2008	2010	186	299	.384	0	-113	485	0	0		6	6	6.0	0	0	0	0
[fimg=90]https://d3k2oh6evki4b7.cloudfront.net/req/201709071/images/headshots/1/143569f6_davis.jpg[/fimg]	Juan Samuel	57	BAL	1	2010	2010	17	34	.333	0	-17	51	0	0		5	5	5.0	0	0	0	0	Mets player, 1989.
[fimg=90]https://d3k2oh6evki4b7.cloudfront.net/req/201709071/images/headshots/9/9957a36d_davis.jpg[/fimg]	Larry Bowa	72	SDP, PHI	6	1987	2004	418	435	.490	0	-17	853	0	0		2	6	3.2	0	0	0	0	Mets player, 1985.
[fimg=90]https://d3k2oh6evki4b7.cloudfront.net/req/201709071/images/headshots/7/7f3088d5_davis.jpg[/fimg]	Bob Brenly	64	ARI	4	2001	2004	303	262	.536	0	41	565	11	9	.550	1	5	2.1	2	1	1	1
[fimg=90]https://d3k2oh6evki4b7.cloudfront.net/req/201709071/images/headshots/7/7df795ef_manager.jpg[/fimg]	John Boles	69	FLA	4	1996	2001	205	241	.460	0	-36	446	0	0		3	5	3.7	0	0	0	0
[fimg=90]https://d3k2oh6evki4b7.cloudfront.net/req/201709071/images/headshots/2/2c72532a_davis.jpg[/fimg]	Larry Dierker	71	HOU	5	1997	2001	435	348	.556	0	87	783	2	12	.143	1	4	1.6	4	0	0	0
[fimg=90]https://d3k2oh6evki4b7.cloudfront.net/req/201709071/images/headshots/1/13f508a7_davis.jpg[/fimg]	Mike Jorgensen	69	STL	1	1995	1995	42	54	.438	0	-12	96	0	0		4	4	4.0	0	0	0	0	Born in Passaic, NJ; went to high school (Francis Lewis) and college (SJU) in Queens; Mets minor leaguer, 1966-69, 71; played for Mets, 1968, 1970-71, 1980-83.
[fimg=90]https://d3k2oh6evki4b7.cloudfront.net/req/201709071/images/headshots/8/8dded212_davis.jpg[/fimg]	Phil Regan	81	BAL	1	1995	1995	71	73	.493	0	-2	144	0	0		3	3	3.0	0	0	0	0
[fimg=90]https://d3k2oh6evki4b7.cloudfront.net/req/201709071/images/headshots/d/d4a8b837_davis.jpg[/fimg]	Bucky Dent	66	NYY	2	1989	1990	36	53	.404	0	-17	89	0	0		5	7	6.1	0	0	0	0
[fimg=90]https://d3k2oh6evki4b7.cloudfront.net/req/201709071/images/headshots/2/2cd3542e_davis.jpg[/fimg]	Whitey Herzog	86	TEX, CAL, KCR, STL	18	1973	1990	1281	1125	.532	3	156	2409	26	25	.510	1	6	2.6	6	1	3	3	Mentored by original Mets manager Casey Stengel; Mets third base coach, 1966; Mets minor league manager, 1967; Mets director of player development, 1967-72.
[fimg=90]https://d3k2oh6evki4b7.cloudfront.net/req/201709071/images/headshots/2/2158d97a_davis.jpg[/fimg]	Eddie Haas	82	ATL	1	1985	1985	50	71	.413	0	-21	121	0	0		5	5	5.0	0	0	0	0
[fimg=90]https://d3k2oh6evki4b7.cloudfront.net/req/201709071/images/headshots/6/6d31c308_davis.jpg[/fimg]	Bob Lillis	87	HOU	4	1982	1985	276	261	.514	0	15	537	0	0		2	5	3.2	0	0	0	0
[fimg=90]https://d3k2oh6evki4b7.cloudfront.net/req/201709071/images/headshots/b/b241f036_davis.jpg[/fimg]	Frank Quilici	73	MIN	4	1972	1975	280	287	.494	1	-7	568	0	0		3	4	3.3	0	0	0	0
[fimg=90]https://d3k2oh6evki4b7.cloudfront.net/req/201709071/images/headshots/a/a72ada33_davis.jpg[/fimg]	Ken Aspromonte	86	CLE	3	1972	1974	220	260	.458	0	-40	480	0	0		4	6	5.0	0	0	0	0	Born in Brooklyn; graduate of Lafayette HS; brother was a 1971 Met.

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[Benjamin Grimm]

Another name that's a blast from the past:

[Guest d'Kong76]

Jorgensen, I'm afraid not feeling the Whitey vibe.

Hand how the hell does Edgy know what a Terra 28B Floor Sweeper i?

[Benjamin Grimm]

His aunt has one.

[Edgy MD]

I know the HVAC guy. Apparently, every clubhouse has one. So when I went shopping around for sponsors, they seemed a natural match, and they jumped at the chance.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

WHITEY

[Edgy MD]

Another fourth place tie here, among Russell, Samuel, Brenly, and Dierker.

Break that tie!