Presser?

[Edgy MD]

Seeing vague reference to a Mets press conference scheduled for this afternoon, with only speculative guesses at the subject.

I assume if somebody had been axed, reporters would've spotted him packing his bags.

Top Ten Guesses in No Particular Order

1. Mike Trout is jumping locker rooms and suiting up for the Mets.
   
2. Mets have cut ties with Barwis Methods.
   
3. Rosario and Smith have been called up.
   
4. Sandy's retiring.
   
5. TRAID Harvey.
   
6. Mets have gotten on board with a new public service initiative, and check it out, here's our Mannequin Challenge vid.
   
7. Somebody failed a drug test. Possibly Harvey. Possibly Céspedes. Possibly Tebow.
   
8. Mets are happy to sponsor the First Annual Cheeto-Guzzler Showdown.
   
9. Mets salute Terry Collins, most managey manager the history of Mets managing.
   
10. Wright's retirement.

[Guest cooby]

They better hurry up. Afternoon is almost over.

Bartolo coming back

[Fman99]

New promotional "Orgy Night" at Citi Field this summer. It's OK, they're going to put the tarp over the field first.

[Edgy MD]

It apparently adds up to:

[list:2vsgvemn]11. Sorry, we've been bad. Trying to do better.[/list:u:2vsgvemn]
Sorry to play the tease.

[Frayed Knot]

Fman99 wrote: New promotional "Orgy Night" at Citi Field this summer. It's OK, they're going to put the tarp over the field first.

Yeah, but did they clean the tarp from the last time they did this promotion?

[Guest cooby]

Seriously? That's all they said? I like fmans idea better

[Edgy MD]

So far, the press conference has worked.