Jump to content
Grand Central Mets
  • Create Account

UMDB Fan Memories of 2017


Edgy MD

Recommended Posts

Posted


Share your memories of Jose Reyes

Piranhamite
May 8, 2017
Ah, Reyes. He fills my lungs with pure oxygen whenever I witness his magic. His catlike skills are superheroic; not even the great Spider-Man could make plays that this Dominican webslinger wields. It has been said that such celebrities as Vin Diesel, Joe Benigno, Todd Schnitt, Kylie Jenner, and Emma Stone have difficulty restraining the liquids in their orbitals when witnessing the acrobatic feats of this blue-and-orange dynamo.

The plaque in Cooperstown is at the ready. Immortal infielders Honest Wagner, Books Robinson, and George Brett will be among the first to embrace Reyes into the pantheon of baseball immortality. We as Mets fans should be proud; let us stand at attention every time Reyes approaches the plate, and bestow from our tonsils, the Reyes chant that echoes majestically from sea to shining sea.


Here's hopin' Piranhamite has a blog.


Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
×
×
  • Create New...