Baseball humor

[Guest cooby]

Why couldn't Cinderella play baseball?

[Benjamin Grimm]

Because they don't manufacture glass cleats?

[Guest 41Forever]

Because like Mets relievers, she turns into a pumpkin when things get late?

[Edgy MD]

Because once her coach turned into a pumpkin, it became increasingly difficult for her to absorb his instruction.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Because she tends to run away from the ball?

[Guest cooby]

Ben is correct

[Guest cooby]

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

[Ceetar]

cooby wrote: What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

...

a bat?

[Guest cooby]

Of course

[Guest Mets Willets Point]

Edgy MD wrote: Because once her coach turned into a pumpkin, it became increasingly difficult for her to absorb his instruction.

This may not have been the correct response, but it's awfully clever.

[Guest cooby]

Edgy should send it to Dannin yogurt